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Name: Anonymous 2015-06-05 12:30

Not sure if you're paying attention, but things are about to get hectic.

- OPEC today increases production, no cuts, meaning yet cheaper oil.
- Job prospects down worldwide.
- Greece throwing perhaps their final tantrum before leaving the EU.
- Commodities and metals down.
- Currencies and derivatives down, except USD.
- Bonds crashing this month and July.
- Stocks nosediving August/September.

We're in a deflationary spiral, where the USD will be the last currency standing for a few months before it too crashes.

After that happens, commodities will skyrocket and we'll enter a (hyper)-inflationary stage. So if you horde some USD under your mattress and buy physical assets at the right time, you'll do very well for yourself.

International bankers will then come out with an 11th hour plan to collectivize debt under a new global cashless currency, promising stability and growth, and force it upon the masses. Countries that don't comply will be invaded and occupied for compliance.

Programmers will be in demand to shovel out entertainment/edutainment for the masses of serfs and vassals, to provide them with the Circus component of a full Bread and Circus regiment of population control. Much like hosting sermons or using sleight of hand to confuse one's flock into thinking they have witnessed a miracle, to dazzle their minds, and make them forget of their plight.

Programmers will also be in demand in robotics, command and control centers, and automation to replace expensive, unruly indentured servants and slaves. Programmers commune with the holy energy of the Lord to create miracles and work magic to provide Bread and Shelter to the masses of unwashed.

Programmers will be in demand in implementing remote sensing and big data collection infrastructures to keep tabs on what all of the plebeians are thinking. Who needs the confession box at the church when you've got that.

Programmers are the Priests of the New World Order, and the elite recognize this.

In order to exercise full control over programmers, a Programmers Guild will be formed, wherein only those who are brought into its folds will be allowed to learn and practice the forbidden arts of programming.

Will you sit in the dirt and starve with the peasants, or will you sacrifice your morals and join the Guild in order to escape?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-06 6:38

>>1
Damn man...

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