/prog/ economics and future prospects

Not sure if you're paying attention, but things are about to get hectic.

- OPEC today increases production, no cuts, meaning yet cheaper oil.
- Job prospects down worldwide.
- Greece throwing perhaps their final tantrum before leaving the EU.
- Commodities and metals down.
- Currencies and derivatives down, except USD.
- Bonds crashing this month and July.
- Stocks nosediving August/September.

We're in a deflationary spiral, where the USD will be the last currency standing for a few months before it too crashes.

After that happens, commodities will skyrocket and we'll enter a (hyper)-inflationary stage. So if you horde some USD under your mattress and buy physical assets at the right time, you'll do very well for yourself.

International bankers will then come out with an 11th hour plan to collectivize debt under a new global cashless currency, promising stability and growth, and force it upon the masses. Countries that don't comply will be invaded and occupied for compliance.

Programmers will be in demand to shovel out entertainment/edutainment for the masses of serfs and vassals, to provide them with the Circus component of a full Bread and Circus regiment of population control. Much like hosting sermons or using sleight of hand to confuse one's flock into thinking they have witnessed a miracle, to dazzle their minds, and make them forget of their plight.

Programmers will also be in demand in robotics, command and control centers, and automation to replace expensive, unruly indentured servants and slaves. Programmers commune with the holy energy of the Lord to create miracles and work magic to provide Bread and Shelter to the masses of unwashed.

Programmers will be in demand in implementing remote sensing and big data collection infrastructures to keep tabs on what all of the plebeians are thinking. Who needs the confession box at the church when you've got that.

Programmers are the Priests of the New World Order, and the elite recognize this.

In order to exercise full control over programmers, a Programmers Guild will be formed, wherein only those who are brought into its folds will be allowed to learn and practice the forbidden arts of programming.

Will you sit in the dirt and starve with the peasants, or will you sacrifice your morals and join the Guild in order to escape?

I'll be over here smoking this joint.

>>2
second

>>3
You're actually the third.

/infowars/

echo "Hello world!"
echo "Hello new world order!"

Sounds like it's a good thing I put all my money in BitCoin. I have no need for your programming guild. When the time comes,I will buy and sell all of you.

>>1
Damn man...

>>8
It's better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

Programmers will be enslaved and traded as currency.

>>1

you should expand this into a sci-fi/fantasy novel.

the NSA has already created the most capable instrument of oppression that the world has ever seen so programmers aren't really needed on that end

>>12
They aren't doing anything that google and cell phone companies weren't doing or couldn't do.

>>11
The part about the Programmers Guild and programmers being "Priests of the New World Order" is a long shot, but the part about the coming market crash, how it's going to unfold, and locking the masses into a cashless currency is unfortunately real life.

Witnessing the great bank run first hand as I deposit money in Greece, by Tom Winnifrith

Jim Mellon says that the Greeks should build a statue in my honour as on Friday I opened a bank account in Greece and made a deposit. Okay it was only 10 Euro, I need to put in another 3,990 Euro to get my residency papers so I can buy a car, a bike and a gun, but it was a start. But the scenes at the National Bank in Kalamata were of chaos, you could smell the panic and they were being replicated at banks across Greece.

For tomorrow is a Bank Holiday here and if you are going to default on your debts/ switch from Euros to New Drachmas a bank holiday weekend is the best time to do it. And with debt repayments that cannot be met due on June 5 Greece is clearly in the merde. If it defaults all its banks go bust.

But I had to open an account and make a deposit. Outside the bank in the main street of Kalamata there are two ATMs. The lines at both were ten deep when I arrived and when I left an hour later. Inside I was directed to the two desks marked "Deposit". You go there to put in money, to open an account or if you are so senile that you cannot do basic admin of your account without assistance. As such it was me depositing cash and four octogenerians who had not got a clue about anything. Actually I lie. These folks may have been gaga but they were not so gaga that they were actually going to deposit cash, I was the sole depositer.

Friday was also the day when pensions are paid into bank accounts. On the Wednesday and Thursday it was reported that Greeks withdrew 800 million Euro from checking accounts. Friday's number will dwarf that. Whe you go to a Greek bank you pull off a ticket and wait for your number to be called. The hall in my bank contains about 60 seats all of which were filled. There were folks standing behind the seats and in fact throughout the hall, all wanting to get their cash out before the bank closed at 2 PM.

At the side of the room, shielded by a glass screen sat a man behind a big desk. He tapped away at his screen and made phone calls. Ocassionally folks wandered over, shook papers in his face and harangued him having got no joy elsewhere. So I guess he was the bank manager. I rather expected him to end one phone call and stand up to say "That was Athens - all the money has gone, its game over folks." But he didn't. He may well do so at some stage soon.

Eventually I got the the front of my five person queue of the senile and opened my account. Passport, tax number, phone number all in order. I handed over a 10 Euro note and the polite - if somewhat stressed - young man gave me about ten pieces of paper to sign and stamped my passbook. I have done my bit for Greece and have given it 10 Euro which I will lose one way or another in due course. So Jim - time to lobby for that statue.

The Government did not put up a default notice on Friday as I half expected. The can kicking goes on. The ATMs will be emptied this weekend and on Tuesday and in the run up to a potential default day next Friday the banks will be packed again with folks taking out whatever money they can.

It is not just the bank coffers that are being emptied. To get to The Greek Hovel where I sit now from my local village of Kambos is a two mile drive. On my side of the valley there is some concrete track but it is mainly a mud road. On the other side of the valley there is a deserted monastery so to honour the Church - even if there are no actual monks there - a concrete road was built in the good times. By last summer it was more pothole than road.

By law, since I have water and electricity, I can demand that the road be mended and so last summer I went to the Kambos town hall (4 full time staff serving a population of 536) and did just that. They said "the steam roller is broken and we have no money but will try to do it in the Autumn." They did not.

But last week a gang of men appeared and the road is now pothole free, indeed in some places we have a whole new concrete surface. And as I head towards Kalamta there are extensive road mending programmes. At Kitries, the village has found money to renovate its beach front. It is a hive of activity across the Mani.

Quite simply each little municipality is spending every cent it has as fast as it can. The Greek State asked all the town halls to hand over spare cash a few weeks ago to help with the debt repayment. The town halls know that next time it will not be a request but an order. But by then all the money they had hoarded will have been spent. That is Greekeconomics for you.

Everyone knows that something has to give and that it will probanly happen this summer. The signs are everywhere.