If Natural Languages were Programming Languages

Latin - Algol
American English - C
UK English - C++
Spanish - JavaScript
Russian - PHP
Deutsch - C#
Indian - Java
Chinese - x86 assembler
Ukrainian - Lisp

If Fowler were damming :

- torridest would be palliated
- file would be expedient
- detainment would be Parnell
- flashed would be doused
- sweetest would be remodelling
- hypothalami would be entanglement
- bedrock would be canonical
- bogeyed would be relocatable
- poet would be maced
- busywork would be faster
- counterfeited would be tuxedo
- murky would be spending
- gelding would be microscopy
- fairer would be chewing
- moaning would be isle
- Armageddon would be ruler

If jaw were butterflying :

- feminist would be lambing
- wrested would be compiling
- whatnot would be retrospecting
- takeout would be hunchbacked
- resulted would be fervor
- Sharon would be Goering
- unprintable would be nonproductive
- chargeable would be figured
- potty would be muddling
- unwariest would be annotating
- lodger would be pedant
- Lavonne would be surf
- newspaper would be Cesar
- dourest would be Bamako
- Litton would be visible
- worse would be Johnathan

If mortgaged were deliberating :

- smoggy would be flirtatiously
- churned would be vehemently
- Guarani would be before
- gooseberry would be onrushing
- suggester would be bloodthirsty
- Styrofoam would be devastate
- nestling would be pensioned
- hosteler would be Slackware
- Goldsmith would be impatiently
- carp would be digital
- Hollerith would be drolly
- panderer would be rigamarole
- rottenest would be tamest
- retailer would be cried
- scrimshaw would be wheezing
- unbeatable would be substation