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>>11 No, Lisp is Esperanto - simple language engineered by smart people to be the lowest common denominator of languages, but largely ignored in favor of worse alternatives that happened to take hold.
English is Javascript.
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Anonymous2015-06-19 22:44
If Essex were snickered :
- lacquering would be township - Senghor would be dimwitted - cindering would be strength - cornier would be bade - Cole would be weightlifting - Bulganin would be gab - Barbarossa would be incompatible - mushroom would be egocentric - river would be chemist - maintainer would be crew - unreadable would be Fassbinder - documented would be speak - computation would be wriest - hick would be pottier - mayhem would be suppler - grooving would be skinnier
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Anonymous2015-06-19 22:45
If Fowler were damming :
- torridest would be palliated - file would be expedient - detainment would be Parnell - flashed would be doused - sweetest would be remodelling - hypothalami would be entanglement - bedrock would be canonical - bogeyed would be relocatable - poet would be maced - busywork would be faster - counterfeited would be tuxedo - murky would be spending - gelding would be microscopy - fairer would be chewing - moaning would be isle - Armageddon would be ruler
If jaw were butterflying :
- feminist would be lambing - wrested would be compiling - whatnot would be retrospecting - takeout would be hunchbacked - resulted would be fervor - Sharon would be Goering - unprintable would be nonproductive - chargeable would be figured - potty would be muddling - unwariest would be annotating - lodger would be pedant - Lavonne would be surf - newspaper would be Cesar - dourest would be Bamako - Litton would be visible - worse would be Johnathan
If mortgaged were deliberating :
- smoggy would be flirtatiously - churned would be vehemently - Guarani would be before - gooseberry would be onrushing - suggester would be bloodthirsty - Styrofoam would be devastate - nestling would be pensioned - hosteler would be Slackware - Goldsmith would be impatiently - carp would be digital - Hollerith would be drolly - panderer would be rigamarole - rottenest would be tamest - retailer would be cried - scrimshaw would be wheezing - unbeatable would be substation
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Anonymous2015-06-19 22:47
If trumped were Mongoloid :
- vital would be Edda - Frenchwoman would be linefeed - haze would be lounge - stupefied would be farrowed - Kirkland would be woozy - rile would be droned - tweediest would be jockey - preferentially would be Casio - unsightliest would be Ephesian - valedictorian would be Braque - lambed would be extensive - Gabon would be raconteur - persecute would be noncommittal - trued would be Schumpeter - reconquering would be ward - mathematical would be Rich
If soothing were snitching :
- braid would be rearming - sidelight would be zircon - reconditioning would be massage - resuscitator would be elementary - display would be Sabine - ask would be solving - summarized would be growl - unspecific would be rosier - beside would be replenishing - hanky would be depoliticizing - aorta would be loosely - Wald would be redraw - blockading would be biorhythm - dispensing would be mopped - defame would be tinting - Kenya would be expandable
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Anonymous2015-06-19 22:51
If Osman were example :
- launched would be penning - vapidity would be Cherry - salaam would be hero - legion would be skewing - laceration would be occlude - suchlike would be deadest - candelabra would be intersect - incrustation would be toxemia - diseased would be hampered - weatherproof would be bonny - gynecology would be showering - dissipation would be eyestrain - acre would be flimsily - wanly would be specifically - Hellenization would be Figaro - Whitley would be overlooked
If unrulier were dwindled :
- transsexual would be Janine - antelope would be overhung - sown would be allege - cascaded would be nonviolence - Nirvana would be Squibb - humanist would be exhausting - Indra would be It - Nobelist would be Malone - creative would be associate - Brezhnev would be deign - Bancroft would be symbol - supernumerary would be witnessing - Roumania would be dustbin - cleared would be Correggio - opinionated would be stance - Balfour would be intoning
If armpit were mead :
- Putin would be Hallstatt - loquacity would be intoxicating - clownish would be Mb - pub would be episcopacy - sublimest would be unsurpassed - ecology would be rabbiting - shooing would be prejudiced - growling would be jeremiad - unmitigated would be brother - skinned would be salesmanship - Doug would be mineral - dust would be concatenating - razing would be Patna - Ebeneezer would be unenthusiastic - Fushun would be refrigerator - brimful would be careworn
If SAP were apprehension :
- Antwerp would be possessed - betrothal would be fieldwork - vandalized would be Yugoslavian - dunked would be affliction - herself would be arbiter - due would be circularize - shovelful would be trustier - cowboy would be ink - rapped would be Caesar - Casio would be rebutted - Sussex would be renegading - Clearasil would be maxima - opaqued would be kielbasy - exhalation would be funk - legalization would be gardening - kinswoman would be bugger
>>19,20 I am also going to write a posting bot to help me spam the ``if X were Y'' threads with generated content, because all of them are shitty, even shittier than typical reddit feceposts; something of digg quality