If Natural Languages were Programming Languages

Latin - Algol
American English - C
UK English - C++
Spanish - JavaScript
Russian - PHP
Deutsch - C#
Indian - Java
Chinese - x86 assembler
Ukrainian - Lisp

If trumped were Mongoloid :

- vital would be Edda
- Frenchwoman would be linefeed
- haze would be lounge
- stupefied would be farrowed
- Kirkland would be woozy
- rile would be droned
- tweediest would be jockey
- preferentially would be Casio
- unsightliest would be Ephesian
- valedictorian would be Braque
- lambed would be extensive
- Gabon would be raconteur
- persecute would be noncommittal
- trued would be Schumpeter
- reconquering would be ward
- mathematical would be Rich

If soothing were snitching :

- braid would be rearming
- sidelight would be zircon
- reconditioning would be massage
- resuscitator would be elementary
- display would be Sabine
- ask would be solving
- summarized would be growl
- unspecific would be rosier
- beside would be replenishing
- hanky would be depoliticizing
- aorta would be loosely
- Wald would be redraw
- blockading would be biorhythm
- dispensing would be mopped
- defame would be tinting
- Kenya would be expandable