ENTERTAIN ME

DO IT

>>1
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>>1

THE CANNABIS COMES IN, YOU GET STONED, AND YOUR ATTENTION SHIFTS TOTALLY INTO THE SCREEN OF YOUR MONITOR

ROARRRRR

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

It was the war of the century, and you are the last person to deliver da BOOM HEDSHOTS and sit in front of your computer for 24 hours killing pixels on a computer screen. Suddenly ...

A CARTOON CHARACTER JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE, WEARING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND STARTS DOING FUCKED UP BDSM-RELATED SHIT TO YOUR CHARACTER.

YOU WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS AND START BEATING IT, ALL THE WHILE MANAGING TO CONTINUE YOUR WICKED BOOM HEDSHOT STREEK

BOOM HEDSHOT BOOM HEDSHOT BOOM HEDSHOT

AND WHAT DAY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT READING SHIT ON 4CHAN

>>3
should add some junk food to this too, preferably some processed soy, corn, and fructose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-e_JtzvMvw

>>5
SO WE HAVE DOCTOR STALLMAN ON THE SHOW TODAY, DOCTOR STALL MAN, HOW DID GEE EN YOU LINUX HELP YOU TAKE THE WAR TO THE INTERNET AND DOMINATE AND DESTROY MICROSOFT AND ALL THOSE COMPANIES THAT ARE KILLING SMALL CHILDREN AND JUMPING INTO YOUR BACK YARD AND PLOTTING YOUR MURDER?

>>5
HERE'S DOCTOR STALLMAN NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2z6UdUug2c

WHAT A FUCKING TRAIL BLAZER. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WROTE LINUX AND WIKIPEDIA ALL HIMSELF!

THEY SHOULD PUT NIKITA ON THIS SHOW! THAT GUY'S A FUCKING TRAIL BLAZER! HAS HIS OWN HOMOSEXUAL DATING ACCOUNT, HIS OWN SHITTY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, AND HIS OWN LIZARD WITH A TAIL GROWING OUT OF ITS ANUS.

My favorite Nikita video:

https://youtu.be/-31lSKiJgVg

this guy has every talent

>>3
This is good. If you are just starting out shitposting, this is good material and you are off to a good start.

>>11
I'm a natural. Through your eyes it's shit posting, through mine it's just something to do to kill time and relieve some stress. It's like going to one of those places to play lawn bowls, but instead of playing that stupid game 'by the rules', you just throw those lawn bowls at the old men for fun. That's how I browse /prog/.

>>12
That's a metaphor for my whole life, actually.

>>11
But as if I'm going to try being good at your 'shit posting' game, I play my own game by my own rules.

Ask dick-eater sadkov, 'shit posting' was a game invented by THE SHOES to maintain order on those image/text boards that children browse. So suddenly you stop posting for your own enjoyment, and you're changing your posts to entertain/get reactions from other people. I don't care about that shit though, if you want me to make posts that you enjoy, you should pay me. lol

>>12,14
Calm down, I consider shitposting an art form and >>11 was a genuine compliment. It appears though you are already experienced. I thought one of our new friends was learning our ways. I should have known. Anyways, consider this a passive show of appreciation and by no means is it a demand for more. I will continue to watch eagerly from the sidelines as you play.

>>15
yeah I'm just waiting to get benched so we can chill out and smoke weed. but, till then, I'm going all out

>>15

Calm down, I consider shitposting an art form and >>11 was a genuine compliment.

>>11 was also dubs, by the way. I'm vaguely annoyed by the fact that for all your talk about being huge shitposting artists and connoisseurs nobody thought it appropriate to mention it yet.

>>17
I got my dubs right here. *grabs my balls*

Seems strange that you constantly keep your eye out for dubs ...

>>18

Seems strange

For you.

>>19
is chopping your balls off a /g/entine ritual or something?

whoa nice dubs >>22-kun!

>>21
thanks!
also, check 'em!

>>22
Those are some chubby chubs you got there. Nice.