there is a good chance i'll decide to immediately ruin his dayBy sitting on top of him and letting out slippery pile of diarrhea upon his face?
He actually pointed to me in the back and proclaimed, into the mic, "A GIRL!" causing the audience to turn and look. Mortifying. Then he proceeded to gesture toward me every time he referred to "EMACS Virgins." (I cannot believe that he is still doing the same talk 10+ years later.)
I cannot believe that he is still doing the same talk 10+ years later.Lady, his free software speech is exactly the same each and every time he does it. He has been doing it for years and years.