Name: Anonymous 2015-06-16 6:04
1. Scheme: Scheme, it must be a dream! With parentheses like this, you know it’s a Lisp. Who needs standardization when you’ve got tail-call optimization?! Let over lambda and win a new
2. C:
3. Python: Wish parentheses, brackets, and braces would just go away? Then FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE is the way! Not backwards compatible sure, but it’s your whitespace cure. You’ll program quicker, faster, better than ever before, you whore. Two’s simply not enough, give me Three!
4. Perl: Take a break from the spaces and prepare to go places! Master all these sigils and get ready for vigils. Regex won’t get the paychecks, but Larry Wall is nothing short of a ball. That distinguished linguist just can’t be extinguished! When there’s code you can’t read, take to heart the Perl Creed, you’ll succeed. With a twirl and a whirl, rewrite it in Perl and watch the issues unfurl, little girl.
5. Javascript: I hope your single, because you’re going to mingle: so social this proposal I can feel MY penis tingle. Java fucked Scheme and all it’s managed to do is ban gay marriage and round a corner. Better off just outsourcing this shit to a foreigner.
cdr. That’s right; I didn’t stutter. Checking for null may be dull, but traversing that list just can’t be missed. What a twist! 2. C:
malloc() this shit or get bent. This portable assembler will make you tremble…r. Segmentation fault, you say? No, it’s your fault I say. Follow the standard or prepare to get slandered, because C14 is out and has all the clout. What other useless garbage can we pile in here?3. Python: Wish parentheses, brackets, and braces would just go away? Then FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE is the way! Not backwards compatible sure, but it’s your whitespace cure. You’ll program quicker, faster, better than ever before, you whore. Two’s simply not enough, give me Three!
4. Perl: Take a break from the spaces and prepare to go places! Master all these sigils and get ready for vigils. Regex won’t get the paychecks, but Larry Wall is nothing short of a ball. That distinguished linguist just can’t be extinguished! When there’s code you can’t read, take to heart the Perl Creed, you’ll succeed. With a twirl and a whirl, rewrite it in Perl and watch the issues unfurl, little girl.
5. Javascript: I hope your single, because you’re going to mingle: so social this proposal I can feel MY penis tingle. Java fucked Scheme and all it’s managed to do is ban gay marriage and round a corner. Better off just outsourcing this shit to a foreigner.