I think we should build new robust javascript frameworks on top of other javascript frameworks. As a matter of fact, everything should be javascript. Everything should be in the cloud. Long gone are the days of bare metal. Everything should run in a hyperconverged hypervisor. I want all my apps to be portable, a la docker. Why do your own analytics when you can just use Google Analytics instead? Data mining isn't immoral, privacy is dead these days anyway. Big data is fine because it's pretty much anonymous anyway. Is this workspace progressive? I hope it's trans-friendly and liberal, otherwise my PTSD will flare up. Why don't you use a macbook? Apple products are the best. Why are you still using QWERTY? Don't you know how much better Dvorak is? Are the office snacks gluten-free? I don't actually have a gluten allergy but it's a part of my new body cleansing ritual. Do you like kale chips? I love kale chips. And craft beer too! What stack do you use? LAMPP is so last decade.
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Anonymous2015-06-20 4:57
Stop triggering me!
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Anonymous2015-06-20 5:01
>>2 You're being otherkinphobic right now. I'll have you know I identify as a gun and misappropriating the term ``trigger'' as a pejorative really tri^H^H^Hupsets me.
Why are there no stand-up desks in this office? Don't you know how bad sitting is for you?
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Anonymous2015-06-20 5:46
Why don't you come work for my startup? We have this great idea for an app! I can't give you a salary but if we succeed I'll give you a percent of the profits!
Are the office snacks gluten-free? I don't actually have a gluten allergy but it's a part of my new body cleansing ritual. Do you like kale chips? I love kale chips.