If programming languages were pets
1
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 3:48
Haskell would be a dog
2
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 3:49
a dead ugly noseless dog
3
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 4:12
Ruby would be an Eevee
4
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 4:25
Ceylon would be an elephant
5
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 4:28
C would be Cirno in a bottle. What a baka!
6
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 4:34
Ruby would be the pet rock: a useless money gimmick that everyone forgot about after a few years.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 4:43
COBOL would be a dinosaur
8
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 4:55
Python would be a python
9
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 5:51
Perl and OCaml would be camels
10
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 6:03
Which language is more camel like? Perl or OCaml?
11
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 6:34
perl6 would be an unrecognizable lump of flesh
12
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 7:58
Go would be a gopher
13
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 10:29
scheme would be a monkey wearing sussman's stupid hat
14
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 10:29
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Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 10:53
>>14 mai waifu ｡ﾟ+.(・∀・)ﾟ+.ﾟｲｲ!!
d-d-d-daisuke!
kissu~
unyu~
uwah!
nyahaha ( ¯◡◡¯·)
sussman-senpai!
sussman-senpai~!
you ah so kawaii ヽ(´ヮ`)ノ
uguu!
kimochi desu~
you make mai kokoro go doki doki
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(｡◕‿‿◕｡; )ﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
you big βακα ヾ(*'ω'*)ﾉﾞ
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Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 11:27
17
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-21 11:30
18
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-23 0:57
Java = Altmer
19
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-24 18:17
javashit would be a rat. Rats everywhere!
20
Name:
Anonymous
2015-06-24 18:57
>>18 LOL, Java isn't Altmer, Java is Nibenese to Colovian C#.
Haskell = Altmer
APL = Dwemer
