no one has looked at any of my 50 projects on there
no one has bothered to try to understand or hack on them
zero contributions for making it open source, worthless
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Anonymous2015-06-21 22:29
That happens when you chose obscure languages like haskal that nobody understand for your projects: my javascript and ruby projects have several stars, forks, and pull requests, and I didn't even publish them anywhere (I have no idea how they found them). Also, cute readme files are very important, include images even for tty programs.
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Anonymous2015-06-21 22:47
>>2 implying im going to program in fucking javascript just so satisfy my lonlyness
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Anonymous2015-06-21 22:49
I haven't got much contributions and several people said that Symta is too hard for them.
>>3 Ever thought the reason you don't get many followers could be your obsessive /g/ meme spewing? I mean, you couldn't form a proper phrase and instead went for the implying maymay.
>>1 You should buy my ebook on CONTRIBUTION OPTIMIZATION!
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Anonymous2015-06-22 21:38
>>9 Charge them for features. Then hire other programmer to do the work, while you are shitposting.
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Anonymous2015-06-23 5:12
>>9 Add an update that causes the app to wipe their phone.
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Anonymous2015-06-23 6:15
>>16 And add a delay so it doesn't happen until one month after the update, and they all do it at the same time. That way they can't warn each other. I'd say hid the malicious payload in obfuscated code, but let's face it, none of them are going to check anyways.