Help...? My hamster is stuck in my anus.?

I'm a 29 year old gay male, and i was masturbating with my hamster one day. Basically, while this was happening, Pinkie quickly crawled up inside my anus. As he started to enter, i enjoyed it. But then I climaxed, causing him to go in further. After that, I started to get a bit worried. I tried to reach my hand up there and pull him out, but it didn't work. I even tried pooping him out, he still hasn't come out. It's been three hours now, and I'm getting very worried. It seems as if he is making himself at home. I can feel scratching. My anus is starting to leak small amounts of blood. I don't want to go to the doctors because it is embarrassing and I am only 29, so I can't go alone. Please give me suggestions on how to get him out. I don't want him to die up there.

((THIS IS NO JOKE! PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT ME. I NEED HELP.))

nikita I think you're hamster jewish so you do not panic my friend just relax and grab some shekels and make them visible from yuor anus and hamster will go out real fast

del

That is some fucked up cruelty to animals. We must submit Nikita to the police! Do you have his address?

del

NO WEBKIT IS BAD I DONT LIKE WEBKIT

*MAKES BIG SHIT ON FLOOR*

del

Shove a cat up there. It will eat the rat.

Absolutely. I have no time to waste making sure that garbage coders can save time by half assing their protocol.

I also like the idea of throwing a fatal error for shit like that.

>>10
Fucking kikes made me post in the wrong thread.

/lounge/

o no now my willies fallin oof

So ur with the Cudder and yur making out when u notice A
TAIL IS GROWING OUT OF HER ANUS!!!

>>14
char and cudder
char and cudder
char and char and char and cudder

You're supposed to break off their teeth and unclaw them first, retard. He'll die eventually and then you just shit him out. Ez