Fuck /prog/. Fuck programming. Fuck satori. Fuck you.

I think /prog/ is my most hated fucking board in the fucking world.

You've got Sussman, the worst fucking meme in online fucking text boards. What a fucking faggot. I knew he was a tosser the moment he started talking about putting magic in the computer, but no "OH HURR DURR WE LOVE OFF-TOPIC POSTING SO EDGY AND MODERN". And then he said it's not really magic spells, and everyone was still like "OH HURR DURR THIS IS THE BEST MEME EVER". Only when people started adding "Have you read your SICP today?" at the end of every posts did everyone even vaguely start to come around, and even then, the Summerfags of /g/ were still all "oh, at least r/Prog has one cool meme." Well fuck all of you you morons. He's overrated as a meme and as a computer scientist.

Then fucking "FOIC". People hacking olf over this shit because Lisp isn't useful for anything. WELL HERE'S SOME NEWS FOR YOU FAGGOTS, PAUL GRAHAM IS A SHIT PROGRAMMER, HE DOES NOTHING EVEN VAGUELY GOOD, AND NOW HE'S RIDING HIS 500 SHlTl'Y SOCIAL STARTUP PUMP AND DUMP SCHEMES. I pity any message board that gets that slapheaded piece of shit.

Then what else do you have? Scheme vs Common Lisp threads? Lambda calculus? JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS? Posts that are vaguely interesting for about five seconds and people actually think it's an achievement? Well fuck me sideways.

Fuck you /prog/. You're wasting away through the best era of computing ever, with some of the most powerful and prolific machinery ever made, and still you're a bunch of useless cunts. You are nothing, and I give you a very short amount of time before you faggots fade back into being thought of as being as dreadful as MIPS, it's your rightful place.

Go to hell you programming fans.

e/g/in win /g/ro

``Verily, we are free from you and whatever you worship besides Allaah. We have rejected you and there has commenced between us and you, enmity and hatred forever, until you believe in Allaah alone.'' [Mumtahanah: 4]

``And whoever does not judge by what Allaah has revealed, then they are the disbelievers.'' [Maa’idah: 5:44]

``And whoever amongst them says: ‘Verily, I am a God besides Him (Allaah)’, then this person’s recompense will be the Hellfire. That is the way We recompense the wrongdoers.'' [Anbiyaa: 21:29]

``There is no compulsion in the Religion. Verily, the right path has become distinct from the wrong path. So whoever disbelieves in the Taaghoot and believes in Allaah, then he has taken hold of the firmest handhold that will never break. And Allaah is the All-Hearer, the All-Knower.'' [Baqarah: 2:256]

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>>3
Nice religious tolerance there.

I'm >>7, and I didn't care about >>1's post at all.

>>6
Tolerance is rebellion against God's teachings.

Rebellion was an awful ending for Madoka Magica.

>>9
I liked badass Homura.

Frankly, I'm not offended, OP.
You may be a hack, but you're no hacker :)

>>11
is this the real pg? pretty cool that he'd post here