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XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: XML makes Java the 2015-07-27 20:02

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 20:03

stop shilling that meme

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 22:01

XML makes Java the "acceptable lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 23:48

>>2
stop spamming your retarded "shill" meme

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 4:10

What shill? I remebmer shill from scryrim

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 9:35

XML plus Java is the unholy paragon of "Two wrongs don't make a right"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 18:43

>>6
But they do make a Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 4:41

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 5:18

I usually do parrot a text meme when it's maker has spammed it to this level, but not this one, because the statement is false. Do you hear me? It's false!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 14:26

>>9
Agreed. The correct statement would be XML makes Java an "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 14:41

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Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 22:47

XML is the buttplug to Java's gay ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 22:53

>>12
Code Gay Ass, a Lisp if I ever saw one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 0:23

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 7:07

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 8:05

Internet ramblings make Lisp the `"acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 5:07

Have you accepted Lisp into your life?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 11:52

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 13:52

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 14:22

C makes Haskell the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-02 23:53

"GRUNNER" makes Fjölnir the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 2:07

Homosexuality makes faggotry the "acceptable gayness"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 18:05

Rainbow thigh-highs make boys the "acceptable girls"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 18:08

you guys are fucking stupid, just kill yourselves and fuck off already

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 19:13

>>24
Are you arguing that XML doesn't make Java the "acceptable Lisp"? I'd love to hear why you think that

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 22:23

>>25
XML does not make Java the acceptable Lisp because the spirit of Lisp is to take a language and create a feedback loop in which it flows back into itself. A Java program can parse an XML document, but in order for Java to be a Lisp, there needs to be a loop.

------>
XML Java
<------


Allow me to illustrate the diagram for Lisp.

______
/ \
LISP<---------'


A Java program can read an XML document, but what can an XML document do to a Java program? This is the missing link. Without that arrow, XML does not make Java an ``acceptable Lisp''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 23:32

>>26
Java ASTs could be stored as XML and XSLT could manipulate the ASTs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 23:32

>>26
Yuoare wroang, see ``Ant''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 3:44

>>27
They could be. They could also be stored as data structures that you could access, modify, and generate. But guess what? They're not!

>>28
Learn what lisp is fuck face.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 3:51

>>29
Listen here, jerkface

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 11:31

(listen :location here :object (face-of hamster-fucker))

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 12:44

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 13:05

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:08

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A XSLT RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE WRITING JAVA+XML
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XML MAKES JAVA THE
"ACCEPTABLE LISP"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:30

>>34
What a horrible way to die.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 3:28

>>34
That's not funny, my brother died that way.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 7:18

XML could make Java the acceptable lisp, but it would take a moderate amount of work.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 13:42

a moderate amount of XML work could make Java the "acceptable lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 19:56

Why does ``the ``acceptable lisp'''' have such a ring to it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-07 4:08

Annotations make Java the „acceptable Lisp

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