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XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: XML makes Java the 2015-07-27 20:02

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 20:03

stop shilling that meme

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 22:01

XML makes Java the "acceptable lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 23:48

>>2
stop spamming your retarded "shill" meme

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 4:10

What shill? I remebmer shill from scryrim

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 9:35

XML plus Java is the unholy paragon of "Two wrongs don't make a right"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 18:43

>>6
But they do make a Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 4:41

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 5:18

I usually do parrot a text meme when it's maker has spammed it to this level, but not this one, because the statement is false. Do you hear me? It's false!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 14:26

>>9
Agreed. The correct statement would be XML makes Java an "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 14:41

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Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 22:47

XML is the buttplug to Java's gay ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 22:53

>>12
Code Gay Ass, a Lisp if I ever saw one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 0:23

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 7:07

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 8:05

Internet ramblings make Lisp the `"acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 5:07

Have you accepted Lisp into your life?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 11:52

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 13:52

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 14:22

C makes Haskell the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-02 23:53

"GRUNNER" makes Fjölnir the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 2:07

Homosexuality makes faggotry the "acceptable gayness"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 18:05

Rainbow thigh-highs make boys the "acceptable girls"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 18:08

you guys are fucking stupid, just kill yourselves and fuck off already

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 19:13

>>24
Are you arguing that XML doesn't make Java the "acceptable Lisp"? I'd love to hear why you think that

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 22:23

>>25
XML does not make Java the acceptable Lisp because the spirit of Lisp is to take a language and create a feedback loop in which it flows back into itself. A Java program can parse an XML document, but in order for Java to be a Lisp, there needs to be a loop.

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XML Java
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Allow me to illustrate the diagram for Lisp.

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LISP<---------'


A Java program can read an XML document, but what can an XML document do to a Java program? This is the missing link. Without that arrow, XML does not make Java an ``acceptable Lisp''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 23:32

>>26
Java ASTs could be stored as XML and XSLT could manipulate the ASTs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 23:32

>>26
Yuoare wroang, see ``Ant''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 3:44

>>27
They could be. They could also be stored as data structures that you could access, modify, and generate. But guess what? They're not!

>>28
Learn what lisp is fuck face.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 3:51

>>29
Listen here, jerkface

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 11:31

(listen :location here :object (face-of hamster-fucker))

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 12:44

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 13:05

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:08

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A XSLT RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE WRITING JAVA+XML
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XML MAKES JAVA THE
"ACCEPTABLE LISP"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 14:30

>>34
What a horrible way to die.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 3:28

>>34
That's not funny, my brother died that way.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 7:18

XML could make Java the acceptable lisp, but it would take a moderate amount of work.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 13:42

a moderate amount of XML work could make Java the "acceptable lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-06 19:56

Why does ``the ``acceptable lisp'''' have such a ring to it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-07 4:08

Annotations make Java the „acceptable Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-08 11:51

Two wrongs don't make an acceptable Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-08 12:51

XML is completely shitte, but not as much as java.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-09 4:16

XML is an attempt to polish a turd (SGML). Java is an attempt to polish a turd (C++).

XML + Java is turdening a turd.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-09 18:15

>>43
Code is XML.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-09 20:37

XML is code and data. A homoiconic self describing language. Perfect as a basis for lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 2:58

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YES! “BOY’S”,MAKE THE"CUTEST", “GIRL’S”, I’M A"SISSY-FAGGOT",& I LOVE,PRETTY,“SISSY-BOI’S”,“ALOT”…

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 6:43

Cute clothes make Boys the "Acceptable Girls".

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 8:19

>>47
I can attest that this is true.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:07

>>47
I can attest that this is gay.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 18:24

>>45
But Lisp is a form of XML. XML is perfect as a basis for XML? What the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 19:31

Touhou Danmaku 12g is the first release to natively support BulletML, a feature of Touhou danmaku that enables customers to manipulate bullets in a danmaku in BulletML format. Based on XML, industry-standard BulletML technology also supports GrazeX, SpellCard Specification Requests (SSR)-609 and the Border 2.1 mid-tier danmaku management framework, among other leading-edge enteprise-class bullet management technology standards.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 19:42

Now with one thread per bullet!

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 11:06

Java pronounces Lisp as Lithp. XML makes Java pronounce Lisp as

<word><letter>L</letter><letter>i</letter><letter>t</letter><letter>h</letter><letter>p</letter></word>.

That is not an acceptable Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 18:25

>>53
intern it to use <symbol>Lithp</symbol>

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 18:30

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 19:03

>>55
Nice, bro xD

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 20:28

http://matthias.benkard.de/journal/110

Nothing makes Lisp the ``acceptable Java''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 20:31

>>57
Then there's this neverending talk about “interactive programming,” as if that was something desirable. In Lisp, you apparently type stuff into the REPL instead of writing it into files. Great! Except... you can't store the code in files that way. Lispers tend to learn their lesson the hard way, as all code is lost when you need to reboot your computer. But then again, noone bears to write Lisp code more than 100 lines long anyway, so it probably doesn't matter much.

Exactly what I've been thinking all along. Thank you for expressing my thoughts so concisely.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 23:42

But really, using macros in production code is a disaster waiting to happen. With functions, you at least know what the evaluation rules are. But what if you call a macro like the following?

(with-open-file (file "test.txt" :direction :output)
(print "hello" file))

This might open a file called “test.txt” and write “hello” into it—or it might reformat your hard drive! How are you to know?

He can't be serious.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 23:48

>>58
You've never used Lain's visual hand held Lisp IDE have you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 23:53

>>59
Did you see the date my negar?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 0:06

>>61
April Fools' ``humor'' is shit only Reddit enjoys. The shitty unfunny article you posted is one of the many reasons retards like him should kill themselves before posting any of their lame ``jokes''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 1:06

>>62
Satire is the lowest form of comedy. Any idiot can make ironic comparisons, extended metaphors, and humorous allegories.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 3:14

>>62
I don't like Reddit either but you have a lamppost up your ass.

Name: >>62 2015-08-14 4:09

>>63
Exactly my thoughts, although neither April Fools' nor my post are satire as far as I'm concerened.

>>64
I definitely do have a lamppost up my ass. The Internet becomes a cesspool for an entire day because of bad jokes like these.

I'm not the only one in this though.
http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1427907390
http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1427916907

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 16:26

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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 17:53

>>62
The shitty unfunny article you posted
The article that I posted? Try again my friend.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 20:33

>>58
Nobody writes code straight on the REPL, they call code from there. Stop being a fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 9:22

"GRUNNUR" makes Fjölnir the "acceptable C"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 12:18

>>68
Yes, they do. One of the main staples of all Common Lishp smug weenie talk is that "conditions and restarts allow you to fix errors at runtime" and "you can write code at runtime!". They definitely preach writing code in the REPL as a good thing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 15:03

you write the code into a file then use emacs to send it to the repl

it would be stupid to write it into the repl since then you'd have t ocopy it out

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 17:09

>>71
use emacs
I'd prefer not to use emax.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 20:51

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 4:16

>>70
Writing code at runtime does not occur on the REPL, you willfully ignorant piece of fuck. Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 21:03

Brian Goetz makes java the "acceptable lisp"

http://hg.openjdk.java.net/valhalla/valhalla/jdk/rev/f0a19269be37

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 10:20

>>75
What's this interpreter shit? Get back to us when he has a compiler.

Name: sage 2015-08-24 10:28

>>76
javac

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 23:58

>>77
Nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 9:06

>>77
The code running the interpreter gets compiled, but is still running an interpreter, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 9:30

Advanced orientation correction makes cats the acceptable astronauts.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 16:33

>>79
The CPU interprets all code anyway, so what fucking difference does it make?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 17:06

Interpretation makes Java the ``acceptable Lisp''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 17:18

Node makes Javascript the ``acceptable Lisp''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 17:37

dentries make inodes the ``accessible file system object''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 11:35

>>81
100x to thousands of times performance.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 23:21

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 8:12

does JSON make javascript an "acceptable lisp"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 12:27

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 13:15

>>88
AI knows its place.
And that place is above niggers but below white people.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 13:40

>>89
Where do dubs fit in?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 14:54

Microscopic zoom-in on a bacterium on a diatom on an amphipod i am so high right nowwww omg https://twitter.com/xeni/status/636956413143711744

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 12:01

Repeating digits make >>88 the "acceptable dubs".

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 12:42

>>91
What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 12:43

>>93
DNA

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 22:55

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 4:59

>>26
You could write an interpreter in Java for what is essentially a Lisp dialect, using XML as syntax rather than sexps.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 5:07

>>97
You could write an interpreter in anything for a Lisp, because it's easy to write and better than whatever fuckpile you started with anyway, so whatever is underneath is meaningless.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 7:48

Clojure runs on the Java virtual machine and as a result integrates with Java and fully supports calling Java code from Clojure, and Clojure code can be called from Java also.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 7:49

>>98
CLOJURE IS NOT A LISP

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 7:50

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Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 8:22

>>99
Clojure is a Lisp, just not an acceptable one.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 9:32

>>101
What is JavaScript then?

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 13:06

>>102
shit

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 17:31

>>102
An acceptable Hasklel

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 17:52

>>102
``[J]ust another syntax for Common Lisp.''

Those of you who are familiar with more traditional functional languages, such as Lisp or Scheme, will recognize that functions in JScript are fundamentally the Lambda Calculus in fancy dress. (The august Waldemar Horwat — who was at one time the lead Javascript developer at AOL-Time-Warner-Netscape — once told me that he considered Javascript to be just another syntax for Common Lisp. I’m pretty sure he was being serious; Waldemar’s a hard core language guy and a heck of a square dancer to boot.)

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 18:16

>>105
who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 20:54

Since Lisp is just an AST, any language as transformable into its AST is "just another syntax" for the same thing. But Javascript has different and distinctly more terrible semantics, and almost no non-Lisp languages have direct AST programmability.

The fact that he said Common Lisp specifically, and not just some vague notion of Lisp, means he's absolutely delusional. Where are the dynamic bindings? Where are the multimethods? Where are the standard macros, reader macros, or compiler macros? Oh right, there's NO SYNTAX FOR IT, much less functionality.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 21:49

>>105
such as Lisp or Scheme
Scheme is a Lisp.

JScript
JScript is not Javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 21:55

>>108
JScript, Javascript, and ActionScript are all implementations of ECMAScript.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 1:32

>>102
An easier version of c/c++

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 1:57

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:01

>>108
Scheme is a Lisp.
That's a nonsensical statement. It would be like saying Python or Ruby ``is a Perl''

JScript is not Javascript.
Right, only JScript functions are ``fundamentally the Lambda Calculus in fancy dress.'' JavaScript functions are only Common Lisp in fancy dress.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:47

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:47

Cute round brackets makes scheme an "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:53

>>112
That's a nonsensical statement. It would be like saying Python or Ruby ``is a Perl''
Are you claiming that Common Lisp or ELisp is not a lisp then? Because if Scheme is not a lisp, I see no reason why these two should be.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 4:07

>>115
Scheme doesn't have Lisp in the name.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 8:12

bosgding in epin dhreat :-----DDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 9:23

void.h makes C an acceptable Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 10:43

>>116
That means Objective C Lisp is a Lisp!

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 11:57

>>115
Common Lisp is a Scheme. A ``Lisp'' has to be dynamically scoped.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 19:44

>>120
I only use dynamic variables though.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 20:13

>>116
Clojure is a Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 20:17

>>122
Nice joke.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 20:35

>>123
Clojure is a functional language

Name: Cudder Internet Defense Force 2016-08-27 21:09

>>124
Haskell is a Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-28 10:23

>>125
Haskell is a Lisp without meta

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