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XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: XML makes Java the 2015-07-27 20:02

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-08 11:51

Two wrongs don't make an acceptable Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-08 12:51

XML is completely shitte, but not as much as java.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-09 4:16

XML is an attempt to polish a turd (SGML). Java is an attempt to polish a turd (C++).

XML + Java is turdening a turd.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-09 18:15

>>43
Code is XML.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-09 20:37

XML is code and data. A homoiconic self describing language. Perfect as a basis for lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 2:58

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YES! “BOY’S”,MAKE THE"CUTEST", “GIRL’S”, I’M A"SISSY-FAGGOT",& I LOVE,PRETTY,“SISSY-BOI’S”,“ALOT”…

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 6:43

Cute clothes make Boys the "Acceptable Girls".

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 8:19

>>47
I can attest that this is true.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:07

>>47
I can attest that this is gay.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 18:24

>>45
But Lisp is a form of XML. XML is perfect as a basis for XML? What the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 19:31

Touhou Danmaku 12g is the first release to natively support BulletML, a feature of Touhou danmaku that enables customers to manipulate bullets in a danmaku in BulletML format. Based on XML, industry-standard BulletML technology also supports GrazeX, SpellCard Specification Requests (SSR)-609 and the Border 2.1 mid-tier danmaku management framework, among other leading-edge enteprise-class bullet management technology standards.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 19:42

Now with one thread per bullet!

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 11:06

Java pronounces Lisp as Lithp. XML makes Java pronounce Lisp as

<word><letter>L</letter><letter>i</letter><letter>t</letter><letter>h</letter><letter>p</letter></word>.

That is not an acceptable Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 18:25

>>53
intern it to use <symbol>Lithp</symbol>

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 18:30

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 19:03

>>55
Nice, bro xD

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 20:28

http://matthias.benkard.de/journal/110

Nothing makes Lisp the ``acceptable Java''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 20:31

>>57
Then there's this neverending talk about “interactive programming,” as if that was something desirable. In Lisp, you apparently type stuff into the REPL instead of writing it into files. Great! Except... you can't store the code in files that way. Lispers tend to learn their lesson the hard way, as all code is lost when you need to reboot your computer. But then again, noone bears to write Lisp code more than 100 lines long anyway, so it probably doesn't matter much.

Exactly what I've been thinking all along. Thank you for expressing my thoughts so concisely.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 23:42

But really, using macros in production code is a disaster waiting to happen. With functions, you at least know what the evaluation rules are. But what if you call a macro like the following?

(with-open-file (file "test.txt" :direction :output)
(print "hello" file))

This might open a file called “test.txt” and write “hello” into it—or it might reformat your hard drive! How are you to know?

He can't be serious.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 23:48

>>58
You've never used Lain's visual hand held Lisp IDE have you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 23:53

>>59
Did you see the date my negar?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 0:06

>>61
April Fools' ``humor'' is shit only Reddit enjoys. The shitty unfunny article you posted is one of the many reasons retards like him should kill themselves before posting any of their lame ``jokes''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 1:06

>>62
Satire is the lowest form of comedy. Any idiot can make ironic comparisons, extended metaphors, and humorous allegories.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 3:14

>>62
I don't like Reddit either but you have a lamppost up your ass.

Name: >>62 2015-08-14 4:09

>>63
Exactly my thoughts, although neither April Fools' nor my post are satire as far as I'm concerened.

>>64
I definitely do have a lamppost up my ass. The Internet becomes a cesspool for an entire day because of bad jokes like these.

I'm not the only one in this though.
http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1427907390
http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1427916907

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 16:26

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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 17:53

>>62
The shitty unfunny article you posted
The article that I posted? Try again my friend.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 20:33

>>58
Nobody writes code straight on the REPL, they call code from there. Stop being a fucktard.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 9:22

"GRUNNUR" makes Fjölnir the "acceptable C"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 12:18

>>68
Yes, they do. One of the main staples of all Common Lishp smug weenie talk is that "conditions and restarts allow you to fix errors at runtime" and "you can write code at runtime!". They definitely preach writing code in the REPL as a good thing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 15:03

you write the code into a file then use emacs to send it to the repl

it would be stupid to write it into the repl since then you'd have t ocopy it out

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 17:09

>>71
use emacs
I'd prefer not to use emax.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 20:51

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 4:16

>>70
Writing code at runtime does not occur on the REPL, you willfully ignorant piece of fuck. Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 21:03

Brian Goetz makes java the "acceptable lisp"

http://hg.openjdk.java.net/valhalla/valhalla/jdk/rev/f0a19269be37

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 10:20

>>75
What's this interpreter shit? Get back to us when he has a compiler.

Name: sage 2015-08-24 10:28

>>76
javac

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 23:58

>>77
Nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 9:06

>>77
The code running the interpreter gets compiled, but is still running an interpreter, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 9:30

Advanced orientation correction makes cats the acceptable astronauts.

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