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XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: XML makes Java the 2015-07-27 20:02

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 16:33

>>79
The CPU interprets all code anyway, so what fucking difference does it make?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 17:06

Interpretation makes Java the ``acceptable Lisp''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 17:18

Node makes Javascript the ``acceptable Lisp''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-25 17:37

dentries make inodes the ``accessible file system object''

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 11:35

>>81
100x to thousands of times performance.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-27 23:21

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 8:12

does JSON make javascript an "acceptable lisp"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 12:27

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 13:15

>>88
AI knows its place.
And that place is above niggers but below white people.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 13:40

>>89
Where do dubs fit in?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 14:54

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Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 12:01

Repeating digits make >>88 the "acceptable dubs".

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 12:42

>>91
What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 12:43

>>93
DNA

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-20 22:55

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 4:59

>>26
You could write an interpreter in Java for what is essentially a Lisp dialect, using XML as syntax rather than sexps.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 5:07

>>97
You could write an interpreter in anything for a Lisp, because it's easy to write and better than whatever fuckpile you started with anyway, so whatever is underneath is meaningless.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 7:48

Clojure runs on the Java virtual machine and as a result integrates with Java and fully supports calling Java code from Clojure, and Clojure code can be called from Java also.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 7:49

>>98
CLOJURE IS NOT A LISP

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 7:50

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Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 8:22

>>99
Clojure is a Lisp, just not an acceptable one.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 9:32

>>101
What is JavaScript then?

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 13:06

>>102
shit

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 17:31

>>102
An acceptable Hasklel

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 17:52

>>102
``[J]ust another syntax for Common Lisp.''

Those of you who are familiar with more traditional functional languages, such as Lisp or Scheme, will recognize that functions in JScript are fundamentally the Lambda Calculus in fancy dress. (The august Waldemar Horwat — who was at one time the lead Javascript developer at AOL-Time-Warner-Netscape — once told me that he considered Javascript to be just another syntax for Common Lisp. I’m pretty sure he was being serious; Waldemar’s a hard core language guy and a heck of a square dancer to boot.)

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 18:16

>>105
who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 20:54

Since Lisp is just an AST, any language as transformable into its AST is "just another syntax" for the same thing. But Javascript has different and distinctly more terrible semantics, and almost no non-Lisp languages have direct AST programmability.

The fact that he said Common Lisp specifically, and not just some vague notion of Lisp, means he's absolutely delusional. Where are the dynamic bindings? Where are the multimethods? Where are the standard macros, reader macros, or compiler macros? Oh right, there's NO SYNTAX FOR IT, much less functionality.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 21:49

>>105
such as Lisp or Scheme
Scheme is a Lisp.

JScript
JScript is not Javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-25 21:55

>>108
JScript, Javascript, and ActionScript are all implementations of ECMAScript.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 1:32

>>102
An easier version of c/c++

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 1:57

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:01

>>108
Scheme is a Lisp.
That's a nonsensical statement. It would be like saying Python or Ruby ``is a Perl''

JScript is not Javascript.
Right, only JScript functions are ``fundamentally the Lambda Calculus in fancy dress.'' JavaScript functions are only Common Lisp in fancy dress.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:47

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:47

Cute round brackets makes scheme an "acceptable Lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 3:53

>>112
That's a nonsensical statement. It would be like saying Python or Ruby ``is a Perl''
Are you claiming that Common Lisp or ELisp is not a lisp then? Because if Scheme is not a lisp, I see no reason why these two should be.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 4:07

>>115
Scheme doesn't have Lisp in the name.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 8:12

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Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 9:23

void.h makes C an acceptable Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 10:43

>>116
That means Objective C Lisp is a Lisp!

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-27 11:57

>>115
Common Lisp is a Scheme. A ``Lisp'' has to be dynamically scoped.

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