Name: Anonymous 2015-08-10 3:08
http://www.voxel8.co/
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Circuits are printers, dolt. And this printer prints circuits. Soon as this baby drops for just $9000, I'm going to print a fucking Pentium and pray to every other god I know that Kiketel won't sue me. This is the future. This is some matrix blade runner serial experiments lain shit right here. Fuck FPGA, make a ASIC right from the comfort of your desk. You want a Lisp machine with AES instructions? This'll make it happen, captain. Toss your phone in this bitch and hit copy, now you've got free talk, text, and data like it's a freaking family plan. Featured on the Wall Sleaze Journal, Weird Magazine, and the Big Black Cock as the greatest product of 2015, you know it's good. I'm working right now to make a Java bytecode analog processor that works with AC power. Confucius say "circuit printer make me so horny, me love you long time", which is some poetic fucking justice right there, because China's going to get fucked when no one wants their eGarbage anymore. I bet Apple already placed an order for a million of these. That's right, nine billion dollars to print out iShit ARM9 with custom Siri hardware and hardwired hardware hardhitting hardlocks so no jailbreaking, hitting the shelves next quarter. What a time to be alive.