Threed Circuit Printer

http://www.voxel8.co/
Circuits are printers, dolt. And this printer prints circuits. Soon as this baby drops for just $9000, I'm going to print a fucking Pentium and pray to every other god I know that Kiketel won't sue me. This is the future. This is some matrix blade runner serial experiments lain shit right here. Fuck FPGA, make a ASIC right from the comfort of your desk. You want a Lisp machine with AES instructions? This'll make it happen, captain. Toss your phone in this bitch and hit copy, now you've got free talk, text, and data like it's a freaking family plan. Featured on the Wall Sleaze Journal, Weird Magazine, and the Big Black Cock as the greatest product of 2015, you know it's good. I'm working right now to make a Java bytecode analog processor that works with AC power. Confucius say "circuit printer make me so horny, me love you long time", which is some poetic fucking justice right there, because China's going to get fucked when no one wants their eGarbage anymore. I bet Apple already placed an order for a million of these. That's right, nine billion dollars to print out iShit ARM9 with custom Siri hardware and hardwired hardware hardhitting hardlocks so no jailbreaking, hitting the shelves next quarter. What a time to be alive.

Have you printed a fucking Pentium today?

with custom Siri hardware and hardwired hardware hardhitting hardlocks so no jailbreaking, hitting the shelves next quarter.

ah Tone: sexual

If this ever becomes good enough to pick and place the components it would make sense, at least for hobby stuff.
In this stage it's complete nonsense as you'd have to place the components and have no benefit over self made pcbs.

A 3D copier that could actually copy the insides really would change the world.

You don't ``print'' an IC, you dummy...

So it just wires ICs together? For $9000 bucks? What a steal.

Let me guess, kickstarter?
https://www.google.com/search?q=voxel8+kickstarter
No? Really? That means someone is actually spending lots of money on developing a barely useful toy, unless it's just a preorder scam where they'll disappear once a few hundred people give them the $9000.

>>6
Then why is it called lithography, aho.

>>9
I said ``print'', not print.

>>8
Granted, it's also a bonafide 3D printer, so on paper, it's supposed to build a functional robot by itself, which is cool, imagine owning your own drone factory. But since it can't place components on its own, you have to stop the process, place the components, then resume the process whena actually using this shit.
So this thing is pretty useless if you already own a 3D printer, which can go for as low as 250 buckaroos, and are able to make your own PCBs and solder shit together.

>>11
So print a robot arm to place the parts.

The antenna thing is kind of neat. Not worth $9k though.

I once stole an iPhone from a Silicon Valley executive.

He called the number and offered a reward, but I told him to meet me in the alley and suck my dick for it instead. He cried and explained that he was straight with a wife and kids. He had no other options. Straight out of work in his white Oxford, he performed oral sex on me in Encinal park. He cried and fell face-first into the grass with iPhone in hand as I zipped up my semen-crusted Dockers.

Moral of the story - people who are stuck to gadgets are stuck to dick.

>>8
Ha! The Kickstarter one finished first, and for $6800 less than the one in >>1. And it's already shipping.
http://hackaday.com/2015/11/20/review-voltera-v-one-pcb-printer/
http://voltera.io/

It's still a gimmick, applying force to components soldered on the printed traces will probably lift them easily.
Permanent marker and bottle of FeCl₃ sulution cost much less.

>>15
But your still placing components by hand, and it ``prints'' on the size of a note card, right? I think I'll hold off.