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common lisp is bad

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 14:35

common lisp is a bad language, the people that use it are assholes and have taken ownership of the word "lisp". people who might have got interested in better lisps have been pushed away by them.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 14:48

You lose, troll. You lose. Begone, troll.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 15:07

>>2
butthurt

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 18:45

>>3
vomit-chan/10.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 18:50

Common Lisp is a vulgar language for peasants, being common.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 19:05

Pretty esoteric for a supposedly common language, to be honest.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 21:36

>>6
literally this tbh

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-01 22:47

>>7
Your ``trolling'' is so bad I feel sorry for your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-02 16:23

>>8
U MENA YOU'RE TROLLING

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-02 16:36

>>1
people who might have got interested in better lisps have been pushed away by them.
Why would anybody want more people who are easily pushed away in their community?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-03 11:57

>>6
"Common Lisp" was an amalgamation of the commercial Lisps of the time, making a "common" language between them.

Yeah, not a shitpost. Sue me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-04 2:43

Common Lisp is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if the choice of Scheme were to do *nothing* but keep the Common Lisp programmers out, that in itself would be a huge reason to use Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-04 3:38

>>12
Hey, you can't fool me, mister

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-04 9:02

Common Lisp is better because it's more precise. I mean, how do you know if you're defineing a parameter or a function in Scheme? In CL, it's all very clear. CL also doesn't encourage recursive nonsense by requiring TCO. Recursion might be interesting in an undergraduate math class, but it quickly loses it's novelty after that. Honestly, recursion is a crutch that bad problem solvers use when they don't know what they're doing. "Oh well, this problem is hard. It's just like this other case, so I think I'll just change it a little bit and call back into this function like a dipshit." Imagine a world where people weren't wasting their time learning stupid shit like recursion or finite automata or predicate logic. The real world, we use test cases for everything. This is an Aristotelian world. There is no place for obsolete rationalist bullshit anymore. That is why Common Lisp is better.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-04 11:19

>>14
That was enterprise quality!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-04 13:11

Common Lisp is awesome, unless you're a dumbass who can't figure it out. The blame for the latter is not on the language.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-04 20:41

x86 assembly is awesome, unless you're a dumbass who can't figure it out. The blame for the latter is not on the language.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-05 0:16

Common Lisp + TCO is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-05 4:15

Clojure

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-05 4:28

>>19
Clojure is not a LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-05 16:11

>>17
lol, no

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-05 16:43

dubs for javascript

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-06 4:20

Common Lisp's TCO is too high, being inefficient as a nigger without an overseer, so it isn't often used.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-06 8:22

>>20
Why do you say that?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-06 8:27

>>24
Because it isn't. LISP must have homogenous syntax, Clojure is non-homogenous racist shit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-06 11:39

In fact, many Lispers consider XML (a popular format for representing hierarchical data) somewhat of a reinvention of the syntax expression format that Lisp pioneered.
Lisp confirmed for ENTERPRISE QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-06 12:10

Lisp is a Jewish lie

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-07 8:07

>>26
That's like saying smalltalk is enterprise quality because java is ``object oriented''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-07 11:55

Java makes Smalltalk the "enterprise language".

Name: Going GNG is Not GNU 2015-09-07 22:07

Lisp is powerful, but that means it is a double edged sword, like C++.

http://www.drdobbs.com/architecture-and-design/macros-considered-harmful-international/228700263

People think lisp macros are different than precompile preprocessor macros, but in fact they are more similar than you think.. possibly even worse...

I'm not 100 percent against lisp, as it is powerful - but one still has to be a skeptic of it. An A.I. may need a powerful language without too many limits (an A.I. would not like Java) but humans need some limits and we aren't smart A.I. who totally understands lisp. So humans need languages like oberon, plain C, Go language, etc. But would an A.I. brain be limited with plain C, Go, etc? probably. But I could be wrong - maybe it would figure a way to make use of simple languages and just write more lines of code. Trade off: powerful languages can say more with less lines of code. Double edged sword (Perl, Ruby, complex mind games)

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 6:02

Objects make Java the "acceptable smalltalk".

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 6:04

>>30
Absolute Rubbish.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 9:25

>>30
Absolute Dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 9:35

I have a degree in Catholic Studies as well as Women's and Gender Studies.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 10:59

>>30
Programming language should not be restricted just because it might have retarded programmers using it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 14:07

>>30
An AI would not care about the language, dipshit.

but humans need some limits and we aren't smart A.I. who totally understands lisp
Speak for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 19:02

>>30

macros-considered-harmful
Life considered harmful. Puts you in the constant danger of dying. I mean, you could get hit by a meteor while walking down the street or blown up by a jihadist in the office. Life is so dangerous!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-08 21:57

>>37
Macros are a leaky abstraction.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-09 5:44

>>38
So are meteors.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-09 14:26

>>27
Lisp was created to perpetrate the AI scam.
Scammers harnessed the power of universities and Hollywood to get the public, businesses, and government agencies to believe (and invest) in the scam.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-09 16:03

Why can't anyone understand that we live in an 98% analog world where impossible-to-exist powerful self-conscious AI wouldn't be able to do anything but interact with their limited outputs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-09 16:05

>>38
you're anus is a leaky abstraction
too much haxing

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-09 22:10

Is there any way we can get ``An anus'' added to the list of examples on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_abstraction ?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-11 3:20

>>43
JUST ADD IT IN AND LINK THE ANUS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE SO THEY CAN FIND OUT WHAT AN ANUS IS

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