* Topic for #systemd is: Version 225 released! | git clone https://github.com/systemd/systemd | http://www.freedesktop.org/wiki/Software/systemd * Topic for #systemd set by dvdhrm (Mon Aug 31 09:41:23 2015) <quux> hello * MrPeacock (~MrPeacock@p4FD2EB1E.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined <quux> is there a place i could find an example .service that shows how to do what I want? <va> the Internet. * [va] (~filler@ares40.inai.de): - * [va] #systemd * [va] holmes.freenode.net :London, UK * [va] is using a secure connection * [va] idle 00:02:08, signon: Sun Jul 26 12:01:04 * [va] is logged in as jengelh * [va] End of WHOIS list. * AbrarSyed (~AbrarSyed@abrarsyed.com) has left ("Leaving") <zdzichu> quux: this is very vague question <quux> i was going to explain more before that asshole * AbrarSyed (~AbrarSyed@abrarsyed.com) has joined <sztanpet> dear child, why didnt you? <quux> why are you such shits here? * mwhooker has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) * [sztanpet] (sztanpet@sztanpet-1-pt.tunnel.tserv12.mia1.ipv6.he.net): Peter SZTAN * [sztanpet] #systemd * [sztanpet] adams.freenode.net :Budapest, HU, EU * [sztanpet] idle 00:00:58, signon: Thu Aug 27 04:45:31 * [sztanpet] is logged in as sztanpet * [sztanpet] End of WHOIS list. <sztanpet> why are we the bad guys when you are the ones shouting expletives and throwing a fit? * niska has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <zdzichu> you just wasted two lines on name-calling, instead of ignoring the comments and just telling what you want to achieve * Alam_Squeeze has quit (Remote host closed the connection) <quux> sztanpet, I am not shouting, i called you (and va) a shit because you acted like one <sztanpet> i get it, you came here to curse and not to find answers * niska (~niska@105.ip-167-114-152.net) has joined <quux> poettering, why do you allow this kind of trolling here? <sztanpet> very true <sztanpet> grawity pls? :D <quux> evilgrawity, around? <Earnestly> quux: Are you Guy Steele?
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Anonymous2015-09-05 18:09
how do you choose what channels to bless with your presence?
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Anonymous2015-09-05 18:12
>>2 is it weird to join #systemd to ask about systemd .service files?
>>6 But it's still weird to be a complacent sheep that happily swallows whatever cock is shoved down its throat. Install Gentoo!
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Anonymous2015-09-05 22:33
>>6 No, 90% of Linux users don't even know what the fuck Linux is.
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Anonymous2015-09-05 23:50
Potatoing prepares all the well cooked potatoes for the villagers.
systemd has pretty good start up times by the way
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Anonymous2015-09-06 0:14
`>Vague question >Rude response >Insult >MODS! MODS! MODS!!!!!! What a bunch of weenies
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Anonymous2015-09-06 0:17
DEVS DEVS DEVS DEVS GIVE ME ATTENTION
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Anonymous2015-09-06 0:42
>>10 Why do you put random pieces of text between code tags? Did your mom drop you on your head when you were born?
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Anonymous2015-09-06 4:11
This is a bad post. If you were trying to troll, you didn't do a very good job and you went for flames right off the start instead of drawing them in first. If you wanted to show them being shitty, you shouldn't have made yourself look like an idiot and started insulting them first. Ask stupid questions get stupid answers. And even worse, you seem to think that /prog/ should be circlejerking with you. You also failed to do that. You should have made a commentary calling them kikes.
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Anonymous2015-09-06 7:52
>>9 Optimizing startup times is like hand-writing assembly to squeeze every last bit of performance out of a piece of code that's not even in a loop and runs only once and takes up a millisecond.
TIL even the systemd irc channel is all fulla teenagers figuring it's better to snark loudly than let others make it a useful place for asking questions.
Anyone with half a brain could've filled the variables in. OP was looking for an example well-commented .service file, that'd serve as instruction on how to compose one for yourself. If there must be multiple kinds, then presumably the minimal correct answer -- an URL -- will point to multiple examples.
My guess is that, as usual, the systemd posse can't answer because they don't know.
>>26 European? Then why are we speaking in English instead of Arabic? Answer me that, you flat-chested piece of Eurotrash. Have fun licking Angela Merkel's clit as the superior German workers reduce all of you to vassalage like Charlemagne (and I know you aren't German because if you were, you wouldn't be posting such stupid things). I may never be Alice, but at least I was in the running, unlike you.
>>27 Canadian, your nation sucks. I wish that instead of Canada, there were two Mexicos.
>>29 Exactly, we are speaking English, not American.
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Anonymous2015-09-07 14:20
>>29 You will change your tune when Trump gets elected.
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Anonymous2015-09-07 19:22
I am the bone of my SICP. Scheme is my body, and Lisp is my blood. I have typed over 1024 parentheses. Unknown to Java. Nor known to C#. Have withstood emacs to write many programs. Yet these skills will never lead to a career. So as I pray, Unlimited Satori Works!