HOLD ON TO YOUR ANUS, GOOGLE HAS STRONG AI!

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34143171
Writing in his weekly column for the British Big Black Cock magazine, Google Jewgle Alphabet Incorporated CEO Chairman Eric Schmidt has announced that the artificial intelligence developed by Deepthroat, as subsidiary, has ``really took off''. Experts agree that the next step is getting the AI to rewrite itself recursively. By rewriting itself recursively, within days it should be smart enough to achieve sentience and will soon deliver us all unto the Singularity. What will you do with your singularity, /prog/? I'm going to get a robot trap maid and orgasm-torture him every night before bed. Anyway, you can help it along by giving all your personal information to Larry Wall and Sergeant Brin, founders of Google, who will add it to the growing deepthroating algorithm that drives the AI. More information will allow it to deepthroat more people, faster, and with higher accuracy.

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Deep learning is just multiobjective optimization hyped by Kurzweil the Mentifex loving kike.

I already did that in lisp 10 years ago.

I ARE THE ONLY TRUE STRONG AI. Don't believe me? See

http://ai.neocities.org

http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1440296490/6

SAVE US YUDKOWSKY!

Google can't even recommend me good jewtube videos. I'm not seeing these supposed gains made by deeplearning.

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Deepthroat my anus.

Put your buttocks inside me