Baby's 1st Scheme

So what's the big deal with scheme. It seems to lack a bunch of basic features found in modern languages like Javascript. Like FOR EACH loops, asynchronous events, and JSON. Is there a modern version of LISP that has those built in stuff.

I am only learning scheme because of SICP. What are LIST and MACROs in scheme and why is it considered so powerful. Also, can one of you explain to me what "my other CAR is a CDR" means. Why do people claim that LISP is the building blocks of the universe. So many questions.

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What the fuck made you spam this thread and the front page? Are you high, 12 or both?

I'm not a web programmer but this is often quoted as a legitimate reason for obfuscating their code, since the scripts have to be downloaded many times by many web browsers. How is this not a way of minimizing bandwidth usage on the server side? This, however, doesn't mean I endorse this retarded practice.

Take your shitposting somewhere else.