/prog/ - Things you can store in 1.8 GBs

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-19 10:51

600 five minute MP3 files
4 copies of Windows 98 ISOs
2 copies of each episode of Yuru Yuri S1 highly compressed
6000 different pornographic images
6000 copies of the same pornographic image
300 copies of the /prog/ archives
2 copies of a text file listing all the IPv4 addresses

-OR-
1 installation of Haskell with the batteries included.

Name: Wotan 2015-09-19 12:09

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GX2B8F0

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-19 13:52

Batteries are getting too high tech these days.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-19 14:38

6000 copies of the same pornographic image

Now we're talking

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-19 15:32

Get with the times, grandpa. 1.8 GB are nothing now.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 0:00

2 copies of a text file listing all the IPv4 addresses

this is wrong, storing them in binary (ie, each byte corresponds to one octet of one address, and no newlines) would take 2^32 bytes or a bit over 4GB

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 2:15

>>6
Shit, you're right, what the fuck was I thinking?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 8:43

hey guys, let's watch anime, masturbate to pornography, and browse /prog/ all day on windoze 98

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 9:30

>>6
ITYM 16 GiB, HTH HAND

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 7:31

>>9
2WHS RETURN 0; VOID!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 8:00

>>10
check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 19:50

how many space do i need to store all the 東方　games

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 22:31

>>12
Does that include the fan games, or only the ones with numbers?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 23:02

>>13
the official ones

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-24 12:09

>>12
$ du -hs Programs/Touhou
9.2G Programs/Touhou

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-24 14:40

Why not just play Haskell instead?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-24 15:21

>>16
Haskell isn't kawaii.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-11 21:38

85,000 blank Microsoft Word documents

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-11 22:03

>>15
Now including the fan ones!
What's a good game similar to 東方 that run on my UNIX-like personal computer?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-11 22:26

>>1
simply ebin, OP

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 2:45

There qre people who wilo defend this... isnt it insane? There is.literally no limit the amoutn of bloat these retards will qccept. Next saying software is too big will be considerdred hate speex

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 3:13

Haskell weights more than several operating system? What is it made of?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 3:52

>>20
Thanks, I remember making it when I downloaded Haskell to try to put it on ReactOS, but it was bigger than the virtual disk I had made in VMWare, which annoyed me, so I came to /prog/ to complain.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 7:29

>>22
Haskell Platform has to include 4 versions of every library including all the libraries in the compiler. That's why it takes so much space.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 7:58

>>24
Original Dennis Ritchie's C compiler was just a few kilobytes in size.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 9:05

>>25
https://github.com/mortdeus/legacy-cc

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 11:01

>>25
The more complexity is packed into a tool, the less complexity the programmer has to deal with. So GHC >> Ritchie's C compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 11:27

>>27
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 11:56

>>28
2+2=4^{[citation needed]}

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 15:54

>>29
"2+2=4" actually requires complex proof and framework to construct that proof.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 16:35

>>30
Sure it does.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 17:41

>>30
Come now, even a dullard couls breeze through Russell's Principia in an afternoon or two. There is no excuse for not building arithmetic from recursive logical operations.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 18:15

>>32
Things you can't store in 5 bits:
* These dubz

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 18:46

>>33
LEARN 2 MATHS

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 19:00

>>33
Actually, you can. 1 bit for dubs / not dubs, and another 4 bits for which decimal digit it is.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 19:43

>>35
What about length? How would you encode 33 vs 333?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 19:55

33 would be 10011 (dubs, decimal digit is 3). 333 would be 00011 (not dubs, decimal digit is 3).

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:23

>>37
What about 133 and 233?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-13 2:10

Both would be 10011, as it is the dubs being stored, not the whole number

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 22:59

>>1
What is a gigabyte-second?

You can store 52 pornographic videos in 1.8 GB.

That remains me, I'll soon need a new HDD for my porn.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 23:04

>>6
Use CIDR notation and you can store it. And a whole lot more

Just make sure you don't use cudder notation.

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