SICP - Need help killing

Hi guys, I want to make a tribal style sacrifice for the evil spirits in my SICP book. The hard part will be finding small mammals in an urban environment that are socially acceptable to kill. I am not a maniac so I don't want said mammals to die painfully. Help please.

1) What mammal can I kill in Florida?
2) What is a painless way I can kill it?
3) Where can I kill it without being seen by too much people?
4) Is it legal to do tribal sacrifices in 2015?
5) What should I chant while killing it?

1) What mammal can I kill in Florida?
a nigger
2) What is a painless way I can kill it?
pcp overdose
3) Where can I kill it without being seen by too much people?
in the park
4) Is it legal to do tribal sacrifices in 2015?
yes
5) What should I chant while killing it?
i hate niggers