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SICP - Need help killing

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 1:13

Hi guys, I want to make a tribal style sacrifice for the evil spirits in my SICP book. The hard part will be finding small mammals in an urban environment that are socially acceptable to kill. I am not a maniac so I don't want said mammals to die painfully. Help please.

1) What mammal can I kill in Florida?
2) What is a painless way I can kill it?
3) Where can I kill it without being seen by too much people?
4) Is it legal to do tribal sacrifices in 2015?
5) What should I chant while killing it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 1:19

1) What mammal can I kill in Florida?
Any Latino is fine.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 1:21

1) What mammal can I kill in Florida?
a nigger
2) What is a painless way I can kill it?
pcp overdose
3) Where can I kill it without being seen by too much people?
in the park
4) Is it legal to do tribal sacrifices in 2015?
yes
5) What should I chant while killing it?
i hate niggers

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 1:22

>>3
#BlackLivesMatter

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 2:14

1) Is a snake a mammal? Or is it crocodiles you have in Florida? Wait, it was the -... Shit, I don't even remember what the Florida coin looks like. Just go with a snake.
2) The best way to kill a snake is to grab it by the tail and crack it like a whip. It will instantly break it's neck.
3) A playground. American children don't play outside, so no one will be there.
4) Probably. They have the Wicker Man festival out in the desert's of... one of those desert states, don't they? I think? And that involves trapping someone in a wooden cage and burning them alive to appease false gods, so I doubt anyone will care about you painlessly killing a snake to please a true one. If they do, just tell them I told you it was okay.
5) WE SUMMON THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR SPELLS

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 2:39

>>5
Thanks. If I get arrested and end up on the news I am going to quote you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 3:09

>>5
5) WE SUMMON THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR SPELLS
*We conjure up the spirits of the computer with our spells.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-20 5:45

Conjure my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 8:07

Clojure my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 11:46

>>7
We conjure up the spirits of the computer with our spells.
*We conjure forth (...)

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-21 12:16

>>1
1) Feeder mice.
2) Feed it to your Python. It's not supposed to be painless, evil spirits of the computer feed on pain and spiritual anguish of the sacrifice, not on its flesh.
3) In your basement. I wouldn't suggest doing it outdoors as you could be charged with indecent exposure, put on the sexual offender registry and so on.
4) Don't bow to the unjust laws either way.
5) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM

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