What's the deal with old American programmers and..

Hawaiian shirts?

It's not a very well known fact, but the amount of fucks a person can give over the course of xir lifetime is limited, as all the fucks are produced during the fetus development. Very much like the eggs in women's ovaries, actually.

Now, our ancestors generally didn't run out of fucks until very late in their life (when it didn't matter, evolutionarily speaking), but programmers, you know. We are like the women who give birth to maternal twins because they produce eggs at twice the usual rate.

So those programmers you're talking about, they are well into their fucks menopause, so to speak.

>>2
I can't characterize that as anything but "word salad." But I can't argue with the conclusion.

>>3
Hello, please!

>>2
Fuck you faggot

>>2

xir

Sounds like someone is still giving fucks, and over super retarded things.

evolution

lol

>>6
Yes, you.

>>8
I kill people like you and get paid for it.

>>9
Pay my anus

>>10
帰れアホ。

>>11
Tak boleh lah bodoh

>>9
No you don't, the autists who care about sjws live with their parents or on disability and can't pay anyone to kill them.

>>13
Nice try, Jew, but we see through your lies.

I've got this fat george rr martin looking english teacher who wears hawaiian shirts. He told this girl she failed the pre-req english class in front of the everyone at the beginning and she left in embarrassment making a face like this >=( dude really gives no fucks he's an inspiration