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"new" programming languages

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 17:20

What's /prague/ opinion on all these new languages like for instance:
• Elixir
• Perl 6
• Idris

I kind of like them if you ask me :3

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 17:38

elixir

pointless syntax change of erlang. not interesting

perl 6

insane crazy PL design

idris

good compiler technology removing the dependent indices

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 17:39

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 17:52

Elixir: What Erlang should have been.
Perl 6: The HURD of dynamically typed languages.
Idris: Yet another dependently typed language with Haskell-like syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 18:23

Elixir looks like puke, ewww.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 21:28

>>4
Elixir: What Erlang should have been.

Elixir isn't bad and improves in some areas, but no. It brings on some poor Rubyisms.

Perl 6: The HURD of dynamically typed languages.

*Gradually typed programming languages. You're getting at development time and adoption, right? Can't argue, wish it wasn't so. At least its devout religious freak figurehead doesn't harass people for their beliefs.

Idris: Yet another dependently typed language with Haskell-like syntax.

There might be a reason for that. At least it isn't actually Haskell, which is starting to feel like the PHP of pure functional languages.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 22:08

>>6
Oppressed atheist detected.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 22:27

>>6
Haskell, which is starting to feel like the PHP of pure functional languages.
explain?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 22:40

ELIXIR = PERL 6 = IDRIS = SAME DOG SHIT

REAL PROGRAMERS WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY AR DOING USE ASSEMBLY. IF U DONT KNO ASSEMBLY U DONT KNOW ANYTING ABOUT PROGRAMMING OR ABOUT ANYTHING. SO PLEASE STOP CALLING URSELF A PROGRAMMER IF U NEED TO USE HIGH LEVEL TOYS AND GO RED DA ARCHITECTURES SOFTWARE DEVELOPER MANUALS

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 23:33

>>8
To quote Bjarne, ``There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.''

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-25 23:48

>>7
You might want to read >>6 again, carefully.

>>8
It's hodge-podgey and getting worse in that regard. Haskell is a fine language, but imagine if Idris had to more-or-less support Haskell's idiosyncrasies, only to have some new extension come a long and take a good long piss in its cornflakes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 0:05

>>3
wtf

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 5:57

>>12
I assumed that license was a troll or a false flag action. That worked before with some CoC stuff or something.

On the other hand, some people are just like that so who knows.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 10:46

>>3
Thx reported!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 10:56

>>9
I don't mind High level languages as a means, but it's the fact that it's easier to get into, means more casual programmers arise from schools who have no fucking clue about writing efficiently.

I'm well aware of my myself that I need to read some books about it, but at least I'm not using drag and drop for everything.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 14:09

>>3
This sums all shitty hipster languages.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 18:15

>>8
Haskell is ``a fractal of bad design''. It's still better than Java, Go, Rust, or OCaml.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 18:31

>>17
Haskell was never meant to be a good language, it was a sandbox for functional programmers to play in. Hence the dozens of language extensions created on-demand by the community.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 9:14

>>3
Do they understand that this license would not be recognized or upheld under most jurisdictions?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 9:16

>>19
he's a little white punk boy, he's doing it for sjw cuck points. same as hannes the ocaml cuck.

Name: Jesus ``The Lord'' Christ 2015-09-28 10:30

I use my own version of LISP when I made the World fallen

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-28 14:25

>>20
Haha, I understood that cuck reference! +1 for the 4chan meme ;)

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 3:50

>>10
I don't buy that argue for one second. Obviously, it coming from someone who markets his own very popular, niche language. Why wouldn't a salesman stretch the truth? Hell, he even restates his belief that "there's a smaller, cleaner C++ trying to come out."

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 3:53

The best thing about idris is that it's not quite plagued by that 'kmettly transmitted disease currently known as lens.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 15:42

>>24
I refuse to use any Haskell library or program that depends on lens.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 23:04

>>24,25
The idea behind lens (functional references) isn't even that bad, the library is just horribly overengineered. Who needs garbage like Iso?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-06 6:41

What's /frog/ opinion on all these new languages like for instance:

* C11
* Fortran 2008
* Ada 2012
* C++14
* COBOL 2014

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-06 13:37

Ada is breddy gud

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-06 16:04

C11
bad
Ada 2012
U MENA SPARK?
C++14
better

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-06 21:13

>>29

Hey I didn't know about SPARK. It seems good thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 2:38

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 9:42

>>31
We did it /prog/!!!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 10:07

Date beautiful Russian doubles

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 2:14

"jew" programming languages

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 7:01

GNU programming languages :^)

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