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Haskell is cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 4:32

The Haskell culture has long ago started to influence development of programming languages.

Today mainstream languages are becoming more shit due to Haskell.

I fear for the future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 9:19

>>38
bitemyapp please leave

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 16:42

Haskell is more than just a programming language; it is a Lens through which we can see the future.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 16:54

Haskell is the JavaScript to Miranda's Self.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 18:05

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 19:11

>>43
wwwww

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 19:17

>>45
88888888888888888888888888888

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 19:17

orz

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 20:25

88

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 5:20

>>44
≡≡彡
彡 ´_)` ) more like duds, sorry mate

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 22:37

Haskell reminds me of early Unix. They gave the source code away and taught it in universities and that's how it became popular.

Expect a Haskell Hater's Handbook if it ever reaches the Java level of popularity.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 22:54

>>50
That'll show 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 20:31

I think the proliferation of monads has something to do with this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 22:16

ovaries

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 23:12

*movaries

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 23:44

The proliferation of monads will achieve world peace through Monadly Assured Destruction.

The first state to evaluate will be obliterated by the return operation.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 3:13

The first state to evaluate will be obliterated by the return operation.

literally satori

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 3:14

>>1
you've never even had cancer you skinny little bitch

the closest you've had to cancer, shlomifish, was getting fucked in the ass by a tranny

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 4:14

>>57
Cancer is too harsh.
I think a comparison with dog shit is more accurate.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 7:04

>>58
A dead one?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 22:43

>>59
A smelly one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 13:52

>>9
Remove yourself, imperative ape.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 18:32

>>61
Still mad that you got BTFO by Java?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 19:51

>>62
No, I'm not mad about things happening in your dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-15 17:44

Haskell is snake oil.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-16 10:48

We need to get computers to do more (or even the same), but by telling them less.

Expanding programming languages to force the user to dump more info into it is exactly backwards. Computers are effectively getting dumber as a result.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-16 22:57

>>65
How do you measure machine intelligence?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-16 23:05

>>66
by the amount of the combined length of all nigger dicks to ever exist they can comprehend.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 3:12

Haskell is turdware.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 18:06

Haskell is a girl!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 18:25

Haskell is a dead dog!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 20:10

LOL look at those Haskell idiots and laugh. They can't even keep track of what is a list and what is a tuple, so instead of

length ('a', 'b')

they propose

safeLength (Proxy :: Proxy [Char]) ('a', 'b')

all of that to fucking make sure that they don't call length on a tuple. Nice save, Haskell! I feel so safe knowing that I'll never confuse a list with a tuple. I mean, that's the hardest to spot and most devious error every programmer makes, a real codebase-killer that one.

https://github.com/stepcut/safe-length

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 20:15

Before, if you accidentally wrote:

main :: IO ()
main = print $ length ('a', 'b')

you would get:

*Main> main
1


haskell niggers retards make length have a different type than [a] -> Int? I feel like Terry Davis right now.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 20:24

The retarded "commercial humour" doesn't help to make this any less retarded either.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 20:27

>>71-73
pretty sure it's satire

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 20:33

>>74
It is.
(careful, bytemyapp and dibblego inside: https://twitter.com/headinthebox/status/655722027685400576 )

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 20:37

>>75
So funny how they have to split their posts into about 10 tweets and clutter them with the @bullshit @things. Who in their right mind would use a textboard with a 140 symbol limit? With half the screen width wasted, too. Why are reasonable grown men using an obviously inferior web service and not leaving for more appropriate communication venues? Why is Twitter even a thing? It's shit yet everyone makes it a point to squash their own balls into this 140-symbol blender?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 21:04

>>76
We know, guy. Just deal with it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 21:23

this bitemyapp guy must be a mentally ill narcissist.

do you think he does a lot of cocaine? he probably thought he was actually talking to someone during that 20 tweet soliloquy

http://imgur.com/sibCie6

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 22:35

Why do Haskellers use a website made to broadcast text messages as a blogging platform to write essays?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-30 0:25

>>79
They use a library made for mental masturbation as a platform to write programs, so it isn't too far off.

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