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Heat Machine

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 12:22

Make your computer turn into a heat machine, to warm you on cold days.

I attempted this:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void)
{
long long a, i;
for (i = 9999999; i > 1; i >> 1)
while (malloc(i))
a = a+i;
return 0;
}

It just freezes my laptop (which is under my blanket).
To heat, I think we must stress the CPU and GPU too. This only stresses the RAM, I think.

Show us your HEAT MACHINE

Name: LilB 2015-09-29 12:51

just open web browsers

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 13:38

It just freezes my laptop
Nice heat machine.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 13:59

>>3
You are quoting >>1
Just in case somebody asks

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 14:02

>>3
whom are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 14:04

>>5
He is quoting >>1-san
Read what I said on post >>4 of this thread.
Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 14:08

>>6
oh, well i guess that clears it up, thanks

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 17:33

I placed 300 Raspberry Pies on the bottom of a table, three layers of them, and mine Susscoin with them. It works just like a kotatsu that makes me money. When I get enough Susscoins, I'm going to buy a catgirl to blow me from underneath the table.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 17:53

>>7
You are welcome

>>8
I can't afford 300 Raspberry Pies.
I'm stuck with this notebook. How can I make it a HEAT MACHINE?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 18:16

>>8
Where do I buy a catgirl?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 18:45

Why not just set your computer on fire?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 19:00

>>10
Syria.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 19:24

>>11
OT: I ask myself this question every day.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 20:03

>>12
I said catgirls, not sandniggers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 21:15

>>11
Because I can only do that once.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 10:17

lscpu -p | awk '/^[^#]/ { system("yes >/dev/null &"); }'

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 16:32

cmon guys some has to have a good heat machine! something that works good on BSD/OSX?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 18:45

Hammer the two ends of a metal clothes hanger flat, bend it into a spiral, then put the flat ends in a wall outlet. Free heat!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 18:50

>>18
Electrons aren't free!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 19:56

>>19
How much does one electron cost?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 21:25

>>20
I only sell in bulk.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 22:05

All I need to do is run H265 video or 10 bit H264 video and my computer runs nice and toasty.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 20:30

wher can i buy electrons i hab lot of money rdy thanks

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 20:52

>>23
Can't you read? >>21-san sells electrons.
Only bulk orders though.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 21:41

what's the minimum order size

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 22:26

>>25
My power company sells 1.87245E23 of them for, like, λyλ, I don't even fucking know how much. But that's for 120V grade for an hour or some shit, λyλ, I cheated my way through physics and I've made a bad post and made myself look stupid, haven't I?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 22:35

>>26
Don't worry, your joke was ruined either because some illiterate fuck is too dumb/drunk to interpret non-serious comments as such, or some unVIP soul is trying to be cruel with us.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 1:52

what's the minimum order size

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 15:46

>>28
One anusload.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 16:45

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_(unit)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(unit)

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 17:11

>>30
That's a big butt.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 0:48

>>31
The British are closet niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 6:17

dubs
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