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ML = the language of the ignorant

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 20:17

Their ``superiority cult'' is founded on misconceptions and outright falsehoods.

No other programming language fans are so ignorant of where and when the tools they brag about actually originated.

The ML cult are like those people who think Julius Caesar and George Washington were black.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-03 20:19

>>40
That's some shitty blog writing there, and I'm judging by blog standards which are pretty low to begin with.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-03 20:28

>>40
I hereby certify this blog post Really Fucking Dumb™

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-03 20:32

>>40
So these triumphant mathemetical pure people, again, are just autistic and solipsistic.
LEL'd.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-03 21:10

>>41-43
I was thinking of accusing someone here of writing it, but I guess it is too stupid for even this shitpost haven.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-04 9:54

>>40
Haskell is popular enough that there are now blogs with hate agendas against it, heh.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-06 19:39

So wait, are we talking about MetaLanguage or MatLab?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-06 20:07

>>46
MootLanguage.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-06 20:10

>>46
Markup Language.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-07 5:03

>>46
Machine Language.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-11 5:30

Are ML's just Lisps for retards?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-11 8:29

>>50
Apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-11 15:18

ML: Misunderstood Language

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-11 22:57

JSON makes Javascript the "acceptable Lisp."

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-11 22:59

XML: eXtremely Misapplied Language

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-12 23:26

sexprs make lisp the "acceptable lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-13 7:36

I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-13 8:21

>>56
tanasinn

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-23 19:41

ML is the Money Laundering component of the bizarre grant embezzlement scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-23 21:12

What a bizarre, incomprehensible rant.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-09 0:18

How do you make the ML not be the language of the ignorant?
It's impossible, for if they were not ignorant, they would not be using ML.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-09 16:49

Machine Learning is for ignorant people, I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-09 18:21

Metherlands.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-09 20:43

Julius Caesar first declared the start of the development of ML back in 43 BC.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-09 23:58

>>6
Without taking the types too it's just some syntax sugar. Just write some functors and you're done.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-10 19:39

>>64
Interestingly, ML modules are just syntax sugar for structs. 1ML is a dialect that unifies them into one syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-11 0:25

>>65
True, but it's not really that interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-11 3:40

>>66
hey, I checked your dubs for you, those are some really great repeating digits, keep up the good work!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-11 19:32

>>65
This is really awesome news. I'll definitely look into this.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-11 19:34

>>66
Just like... your mother! Ha!

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 3:06

>>69
I'm okay with that.

Not trying to be shitty about 1ML btw, which is a fine thing. The module thing is just a DSL in scheme but the types are where it's at. The types are _why_ ML got the module system it did, scheme didn't have that perspective so it landed somewhere else. It helps to remember: MLs have the lambda calculus too, it's in the type system.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 16:21

>>70
just a DSL in scheme
That's kind of the problem. RnRS is taken more as a suggestion, and each Scheme does everything in its own subtly different ways. The result is that the most portability you get is about thirteen RFIs.
This module DSL would therefore only work in one Scheme; as part of a RnRS it would at least have more luck as a standard that more than one implementation could use.

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