Playing with her hair while she calls me a retarded apper for using Python. Explaining her I'm using Python because of the time constraints of my personal projects while she passionately kisses me for being such a retarded apper. Getting lost in her eyes while she says she'd like to see my primal low-level side tonight. Taking off her pastel-colored skirt while she blushes for letting an apping heathen have a good look of her pure body. Caressing her delicate naked body while she rewards me for my careful memory management. Being inside her while she lets out soft moans of pleasure. Pleasing each other and promising we will never be apart. Lying next to each other, warming each other. Playing Doom together while we're still naked.
I haven't been able to find a girl like this. Women are either ugly or dumb.
