/prog/ - ENTERPRISE QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 7:20

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/16AD8/production/_85788829_isis2.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 8:24

ENTERPRISE is TERRORISM

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 11:40

Since when does a shitskin look like an engineer? These people are only good for menial labour.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 13:37

https://twitter.com/isisanchalee

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 15:20

She looks really cute. Now I've got a fantasy about degrading her by calling her ENTERPRISE SOLUTION DELIVERER and forcefully inserting my miko stick until she turns into a believer of the Lambda church.

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2015-10-17 16:21

There's a reason why only the enterprise bloatware architecture astronaut posers do this shit. The actual engineers are too busy doing real work.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Commodore_Grace_M._Hopper,_USN_(covered).jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 17:35

Isis-chan is flat, just like my Touhous!
https://twitter.com/isisAnchalee/status/649736417015238656

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 18:02

>>5
No she doesn't. She's ugly-ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 18:14

>>8
She's cute for an enterprise apper. Find me a better looking girl that, at the very least, has a couple of projects using Ruby, FIOC, Javashit or some other language for retards. Leah does not count.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 19:26

>>9
Why would you want a girl who's an apper?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 19:37

>>10
Because you gotta be realistic and accept the fact you will never find a real-life Touhou who is also an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 19:43

>>11
Anime is shit anyway, why would you want a "Touhou"? Go find a real girl with girl pursuits like design or art or clothes and shit. Not a rational engineering man-in-a-woman's-body bitch who will drink beer, burp and read Slashdot during sex.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 19:47

a rational engineering man-in-a-woman's-body bitch who will drink beer, burp and read Slashdot during sex.

Hot.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 19:59

>>12

why would you want a "Touhou"?

Because I'm an heterosexual man.

drink beer, burp and read Slashdot during sex.

Not even the men of progrider do that.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 20:00

>>14
Yeah, right.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 20:06

Touhous are for retarded pedophiles.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 20:24

>>16
We didn't need a Captain Obvious in this thread, bro. Sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 20:26

>>16 and >>17 are completely different people with no correlation whatsoever.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 20:43

>>18
How would you define "correlation" between two people, idiot? Correlation is a term from probability theory and applies to randoms.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 20:47

>>12
If you want to date boring bimbos then fine, but don't force your shitty tastes on us.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 20:51

>>20
Fine, be gay and get strap-on fucked by tomboys. It's your life.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 21:16

>>21
Smart girls aren't tomboys. Fuck off back to /b/ where you belong.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 21:23

>>22
Gay dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 21:25

>>20
No thank you, I shall continue to force my excellent tastes on you, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 21:43

>>16
upboated

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 21:54

LISP QUALITY
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=106832,filename=g.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 23:26

I want to date a girly programmer.

Playing with her hair while she calls me a retarded apper for using Python.
Explaining her I'm using Python because of the time constraints of my personal projects while she passionately kisses me for being such a retarded apper.
Getting lost in her eyes while she says she'd like to see my primal low-level side tonight.
Taking off her pastel-colored skirt while she blushes for letting an apping heathen have a good look of her pure body.
Caressing her delicate naked body while she rewards me for my careful memory management.
Being inside her while she lets out soft moans of pleasure.
Pleasing each other and promising we will never be apart.
Lying next to each other, warming each other.
Playing Doom together while we're still naked.

I haven't been able to find a girl like this. Women are either ugly or dumb.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 23:32

Tomboys and sissies: Androgynous children?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 23:39

>>28
Macho men and girly girls: Androgynous children?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 0:22

>>27
Loser: The post.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 0:30

>>30
Please elaborate on why you think >>27-san is a loser in at least 100 words.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 0:47

>>31
no thanks, sounds like precisely the sort of thing a loser would do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 0:54

White men and asian women: Ultimate combination?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 0:59

>>33
This is Kelly Baltazar. She is the child of a successful white banker and a Chinese woman.

http://www.xvideos.com/video1464509/asian_facefucked_in_a_headlock

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 1:15

>>32
Reading and posting on progrider is what a loser would do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 1:54

>>35
Responding to the next set of doubles in this thread is what Putin would do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 2:10

>>34
That was gross. It's probably the Chinese blood that made her want to degrade herself. The nips are the only good Asians.

Much better, cuter and cleaner example: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/588084

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 8:49

>>33
Disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 16:32

I'm sending her a link to this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 17:10

no girls on this site please.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 17:19

>>39
I hope she reads my message to her

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 17:54

I bet you love giant nigger cocks up your asshole you meaningless whore

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 18:08

>>26

Hotlinking disabled

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 18:43

>>33
The ultimate combination is obviously white men and white men.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 19:29

>>44
The ultimate combination is black men and outer space.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-18 19:35

>>44
The ultimate combination is anime loli on anime loli.

ENTERPRISE QUALITY

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6 Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2015-10-17 16:21

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