Dear Mr. Sussman

It has come to my attention that you speak shit and argue all day long, that you don't know a thing about programming, and that you are like any typical lecturer in that you can't give a straight answer to a simple question, and you simply don't measure up to people who actually PRACTICE programming.

Fuck off.

Coding*

Apping*

listen Sussman you fudge packing fruitcake, I don't give a fuck about your lambda calculus but this edge and bullshit about "I've seen things on here for days yet I don't understand your culture" is pissing me off. Your edge does not make you important. Where you are from does not make you important. How long you've been here does not make you important. You are not important. You are anonymous here. Anonymous doesn't mean "part of a secret club" it means no one knows who you are here. No one cares who you are. So shut the fuck up about who you are and are we hard coar enough for you.

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