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Escaping the friendzone

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 7:48

Help me /prog/, my question is too serious for /lounge/.

We're not even good friends, so it's more about being in the shitzone. I've helped her quite a bit with concrete problems and she probably hates me by now. There's something about her knowing she could never repay that kind of services and finding anything to despise the person who provided them. She's still living at my place (because she's homeless) and I still enjoy the little things she does there, like plants, but her fucked up side is showing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 8:09

wew lad

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 8:52

There's something about her knowing she could never repay

Tell her this: "If you want to keep living here, then you're going to have to pay for it in blowjobs."

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 9:28

>>3
Tell her this: "If you want to keep living here, then you're going to have to pay for it in blowjobs."

She probably moved in because I didn't tell her that she had to pay in blowjobs. There were other places where she could stay for blowjobs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 10:08

>>1,4
If she was a he, would you have taken him into your home?

The sooner you can face that question and answer it honestly, the sooner you'll have a solution to your problem.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 11:00

>>5
You mean, getting out of the closet and into relationships with other men, based on friendship, intellectual closeness, and sexual attraction, that no hetero bullshit could possibly match?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 12:19

/biological/ themed

Name: sage 2015-10-29 13:54

what programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 14:04

>>8
Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-29 15:44

>>5
If she was a he, would you have taken him into your home
Of course not. And even if she was another she, I don't think I would have invited her to stay at my place. I thought it was a good opportunity to get to know her better. Also, I wouldn't have a clue where she was, had I not taken her home.

Name: /dubs/ 2015-10-29 16:45

/check'em/

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-01 7:12

The best escape is the backslash.

Name: \biology\ 2015-11-01 8:38

\biology\

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-01 10:51

The other day she was pissed at me or something and secretly moved her things. She spent the night outside and secretly moved back the day after but she still hasn't put back her tootbrush in the bathroom.

She's not even that friendly with me as there's no way to go out with her or to do anything remotely entertaining. I actually need to escape the dadzone. She does look like little girl. A little girl from the streets.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-01 11:33

Get a girlfriend and make her jealous. Then start posting about programming again.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-01 15:10

>>15
What do you mean by "again"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-01 16:38

>>6 fag

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-01 16:41

not programming

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-01 18:48

>>14
That sounds cute. Now ask for anal.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-02 1:48

Ask her if she want to do some programming exercises together, maybe some Project Euler and chill.

Topcoder may be a bit hectic for a first date — and it's certainly not the right time to come out as a Visual Basic programmer or something.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-02 3:14

Establish dominance, fuck her in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-02 7:35

>>21
check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-02 12:07

>>22
why should 21 check them?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-02 14:37

>>23
And who are "'em" anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-02 14:59

25 cm

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-02 16:03

>>21
kill yourself nigger

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-03 10:04

>>26
Looks like we've got a feminist in pain here. She must be jealous that no one wants to fuck her in the ass because she weighs like a rhino and her bush smells like rotten salmon.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-03 15:22

why has this thread still not been moved to lounge?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-10 5:17

>>1
There's something about her knowing she could never repay that kind of services and finding anything to despise the person who provided them.
Just tell her she doesn't need to repay any services, that you could be in her position as well, and that's it's only a matter of circumstance that you are in your position and she is in hers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-11 4:50

hax her anus

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-11 22:49

>>30
You forgot to check "Don't bump"

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-06 20:06

What programing language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-06 20:09

Friendzone these dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-08 1:29

>>32
Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-08 13:20

>>32
Dubspadding.

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