library request [help thread]

hey guys sorry im starting out on a coding project iand i was hoping you could tell me what library to use, it needs to:

* tried and tested technology (TTT)
* long term support plan
* build scalable applications without breaking a sweat
* enable me to focus on what matters
* make the impossible possible
* rapid deployment initiative
* have an open welcoming community that doesn't discriminate against women and poks
* helps people make progress together

You just described the Google Go community.

I have the perfect match that does everything you need. You can hire me as a consultant and I'll train all your users how to do it. I'll even fuck the office tranny and recommend your product to my other clients, no extra charge.

Rate table:
$350/hour - instructing programmers to use the library to create scalable solutions that can be reused by your organization.
$450/hour - community management and outreach to the open source community, with a focus on community building and fostering a community of users who use your project, and can be asked to solve your problems for free
$550/hour - oversee the integration of turnkey elements into your scalable solutions
$650/hour - process grant proposals for women's outreach programs
$750/hour - administrative time and invoice creation

Support your public library.

Go is good for domain-specific solutions, but it doesn't adequately address the issue of multiple inheritance out of the box.