On the NSA Threat

Obongo sent me an email telling me to read the TPP, I click the link and get informed that:

click.mail.whitehouse.gov uses an invalid security certificate. The certificate is only valid for the following names: *.s6.exacttarget.com, s6.exacttarget.com (Error code: ssl_error_bad_cert_domain)

The government can't even put a fucking secure domain up, and you expect me to believe they can watch me masturbate by hacking into my phone's headphone jack?

Snowden is a liar.