On the NSA Threat

Obongo sent me an email telling me to read the TPP, I click the link and get informed that:

click.mail.whitehouse.gov uses an invalid security certificate. The certificate is only valid for the following names: *.s6.exacttarget.com, s6.exacttarget.com (Error code: ssl_error_bad_cert_domain)

The government can't even put a fucking secure domain up, and you expect me to believe they can watch me masturbate by hacking into my phone's headphone jack?

Snowden is a liar.

Why you put your penis in the headphone jack?

I thought that there was a clause to not release the text to the public for five years. It's release makes me less suspicious, I suppose. I'm more surprised by the fact that Obama has a Medium blog. And why post a treaty on fucking Medium of all places? Did whitehouse.gov run out of disk space or something?

Anyway, the real questions are:
Does it mandate criminal punishments for piracy?
Does it ban encryption?
Does it ban loli?
How many shitskins will this kill by banning knock-off drugs?

>>1
"one government operation is apparently run by incompetents" -> "all government operations are run by incompetents"
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>>2
Because he can.