YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

I don't care about rust. Don't care about open GL. Don't care about QUATERNIONZ. Don't care about EVOLUTIONARY ALGORIVVEMZ. Don't care about the web, phony 'hallucinogenic' picture generation, encryption, sql, oop, BIG BAD DATA, functional pork-ramming on da web, or any of that other bullshit. Fuck programming news, there is none. It's been the same tired old shit for years. There's just more yuppies and more shit ideas nowadays. More attention seekers.

I got more out of watching pornography than I get from reading programming news. Porn ends with you losing semen, programming news leads you down rat holes.

I'd ask to subscribe to your blog, but I guess I already am.

1) Invent a new language.
2) Recognize and be pissed off at how it's semantically equivalent to everything else.
3) Recurse until you find something that isn't.
4) Satori.