English's simple syntax

English has an incredibly simple syntax. It's just 26 letters arranged in various ways.

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Chinese is 50,000 letters arranged in various ways.

Chinese is ~200 radicals arranged in various ways.

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http://i.imgur.com/OPFrTuK.png

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is this OC? This is brilliant.

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This is brillant.

Fixed.

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English became really bloated when they extended it with capital letters, punctuation, and uh whitespace

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extended it with capital letters

That's backwards, STERCULINUM PUBLICUM!

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I sniggered like a nigger.

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Nice shit post, lel-cunt

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Aw fuck

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"Syntax" has nothing to do with how many symbols a language uses. It's about how arrangements of those letters are interpreted. Even pure machine code, which has literally just two symbols, has a reasonably complex syntax, such as how different addressing modes are handled.

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Except Lisp. Lisp has no syntax. Even Brainfuck has a more complicated syntax than Lisp.

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Who are you quoting?

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Machine code typically has symbols of size 2^n, where n is 8, 16, 16, or 64.

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No, the symbols are still just 0 and 1. You're talking about the sizes of words.

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Machine code works on words. Those are the symbols of its language. It doesn't work on a single bit at a time, either logically, conceptually, or electrically.

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English works on words as well.

What programming language is this?

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English words ...

FTFY