FRP

Why aren't you retards on this bandwagon yet?
All you need to do is write wrappers for everything!

its like im back in #haskell 6 years ago

it's not a good thing

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/comp.ai.philosophy/qzjx21HeI04

I'll let a smelly fart out in this thread.

FRRRRRRRRaPPPPPPPP

http://cycle.js.org/
http://elm-lang.org/
https://facebook.github.io/flux/
https://facebook.github.io/react/
http://rackt.org/redux/

http://staltz.com/dont-react/

This slideshow was produced by Andre Meideros, a Brazillian ex-patriot living in Finland. The page that lists his biographical information, however, is titled Andre Staltz. An excerpt from the page reads:

"Staltz is just a nickname I use on the web since 2004. My real name is André Medeiros, but I try to avoid it because it's disappointingly unoriginal."

Do you see what kind of Hipsters and Trendskis this paradigm attracts? The sort of people who care about their image so much that they invent themselves a new surname. Functional Reactive Programming is bad news, like Christianity, Bolshevism, or any other poisonous, universalist lie that has been formulated and promoted by the You-Know-Whos. Stick with the imperative, Aryan, paradigm, for this style is true to the Natural Order.

>>6
https://gist.github.com/staltz/868e7e9bc2a7b8c1f754

Let's look at another excerpt from his Github Manifesto:

Since this feels so familiar already, and I don't want you to get bored, let's do something new:

That single line, in contextual absence, sums up everything you need to know about this man and his principles.

Maybe I have this all wrong.

Are synchronous logic circuits a violation of the natural order?

>>6
I would invent myself a new surname too, if mine was so pathetically Latino. Staltz is Germanic and thus much better, so he did the right thing.

>>7
requestStream.subscribe(function(requestUrl) {
// execute the request
var responseStream = Rx.Observable.create(function (observer) {
jQuery.getJSON(requestUrl)
.done(function(response) { observer.onNext(response); })
.fail(function(jqXHR, status, error) { observer.onError(error); })
.always(function() { observer.onCompleted(); });
});

responseStream.subscribe(function(response) {
// do something with the response
});
}

This coder made lotsa spaghetti!

>>6
I've never met a hipster patriot, former or otherwise. They usually equate pride in one's country with racism, in my experience. But what caused him to lose his patriotism and expatriate to Finland?

>>11
It's fucking Brazil he lived in, for fuck's sake.

>>11
Finland is the home of famed kernel coder Linux Torvalds.

A whole fuckbunch of people trade surnames when they change countries and nationality.