Functional programming and SJWs

People are drawn to functional programming for the same reason people are drawn to social justice. Embracing functional programming lets you act as a victim of imperative programming. Funnily enough, most of them have never programmed a day in their life, being victims only in the sense that they know they can't get away with being useless pieces of shit forever.

I do see one similarity:

Functional programming is really useful in certain contexts.
SJWs are never useful anywhere.

aw, fuck...