Functional programming and SJWs

People are drawn to functional programming for the same reason people are drawn to social justice. Embracing functional programming lets you act as a victim of imperative programming. Funnily enough, most of them have never programmed a day in their life, being victims only in the sense that they know they can't get away with being useless pieces of shit forever.

never programmed a day in their life

That's true of everyone on this board.

>>2
whom Are you le epic quoting xD

>>3
He's quoting >>1, it's pretty obvious.

but I always use languages that allow for functions

So, does this mean function pointers are niggers?

I do see one similarity:

Functional programming is really useful in certain contexts.
SJWs are never useful anywhere.

aw, fuck...

>>7
The grant embezzlement context and the power consolidation context are quite different, but functional programming and SJWs have similar roles in their respective context.

In other words, they're just different instances of the same type class.

>>8

In other words, they're just different instances of the same type class.

Another similarity is the eerie way the people opposing to them inevitably adapt their speech patterns and concepts.

>>9
oh my le gods, whom are You, le Quoting? XD

>>10
You truly are a moron.