/prog/ - If programming languages enrolled at hogwarts...

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 4:59

which house would they belong to?

eg. Python - Slytherin

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 5:01

inb4 "only lisp goes to hogwarts!"

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 5:22

C goes to Gryffindor.
Haskell goes to Hufflepuff.
C++ is Hagrid.
Javascript goes to Ravenclaw cuz he's retarded.

LISP is the headmaster. Fuck Dumbledore.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 5:23

but >>3-san, Javascript-chan is a girl!

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 5:39

>>3
Does that mean Lisp is taken out by Snape?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 6:41

>>5
Snape is the AI winter.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 7:56

>>6
Or fortran..

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 12:22

Only nerds will get this

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 12:26

>>3
Actually C++ goes to Hufflepuff because getting the work done, Haskell goes to Ravenclaw because abstract bullshyte, and I don't know about Javascript, I'd say Hufflepuff too, but she is retarded.

LISP is gay, agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 19:50

Hagrid is LISP, occasionally useful but now largely isolated from the rest of the school. His expulsion from Hogwarts was the AI winter.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 20:25

C++ = Gryffindor
Python = Hufflepuff
Haskell = Ravenclaw
Java = Slytherin

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 20:25

Java Potter and the NullPointerException

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 20:40

Haskell Potter and the Magical Monad

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 20:42

Python Potter and the Worrisome Whitespace

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 21:46

Lisp Potter and the Parenthetical Sexpr

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 1:13

Logo would be the turtle

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 1:31

Lennart Pottering and the Systemic Disease.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 6:13

Java is that Hindu girl.

Name: /lounge/ 2015-12-01 6:53

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Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 11:16

Harry Potter and Public Static Void Methods (of rationality).

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 13:48

Harry Potter and the Cobol of Obsolescence.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 13:59

Harry Potter deriving (Ord, Eq, Phoenix)

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 14:14

>>19
someone spilt redcream all over it

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 17:56

Harry Browser and the Script of Java.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:19

The Buttsorting Hat

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-02 0:58

Harry Matthew Potter and the Foot Cheese.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 7:06

Harry Ball and the Fixed Point

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 8:27

Harry

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-03 8:33

Harry's a Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned

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