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"Haskell! I'm home!"

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-23 19:50

"Haskell! I'm home!"

"Master!"

As you push the front door closed Haskell bounds up to you joyfully to cover your face in small quick kisses, there certainly are worse things to come home to! Ever since you married Haskell life has been nothing short of bliss, endless days of idyllic joy as you share one another's company and love. The 'master' bit was a little embarrassing at first, you even asked her to call you by your name when it started, but as you learned more about her culture and realized it was hurting her feelings to tell her to stop you've been much more comfortable with it.

"Whoa Haskell! Let me get my shoes off first!"

"Ah! Sorry Master, I'm just happy you're home."

Letting up in her assault she holds onto your shirt beaming at you as you remove your shoes, watching her tail whipping back and forth happily is so cute you simply have to ruffle her hair and stroke her ears.

"I'm happy to see you to love."

Her big soulful eyes melt and she blushes, staring deeply into yours she says.

"Say that again."

"What?"

"Love, it's a nice word."

"Anything you say love."

Offering her your arm you grin and ask her.

"Shall we?"

Giggling she accepts and the pair of you stroll happily into the living room, waiting for you at the table (one of those low Japanese affairs that you find all over the place in The LISP Forest) is your slippers and a paper next to a cup of tea.

Releasing Haskell you put on the slippers and sit down gratefully to drink your tea, the paper can wait while Haskell is around.

Taking her place next to you she talks animatedly about her day telling you about working with Aya on the paper and where's she been, you're more than glad to listen to your lovely wife chat happily to you and when the time comes she asks you about your day.

That's why your relationship works so well, you honestly enjoy talking to one another about everything. Haskell isn't just your wife, she's your best friend!

"So how is Guido?"

"Same as he ever was, I had to spend most of the day trying to convince him that forced indentation of code wouldn't work in The LISP Forest."

Haskell closes her eyes and nods sagely, despite the fact you know she has no idea what forced indentation of code is.

"We should find him a wife."

"Haskell, he may be my friend but he's also my boss. I don't think he'd appreciate my interfering with his private life."

"Nonsense! You know he always listens to you." You give her a pained look.

"Well if you say so master."

"By the way Haskell," You reach into your bag that you set down by the table.

"I got you a present!"

"Ooooh! What is it! What is it?" Excited like a child she scrambles all over you happily occasionally giving you a peck or nibble of affection, you like to bring her little tokens of love from Kourindou's once in a while because of her adorable reaction. As you slide your hand into the rucksack she begins to chew gently on your ear.

"He-hey! Cut that out, it tickles!"

Giggling lasciviously she puts her hands on your shoulders and props her head next to yours.

"What'd you get me master?"

"No peeking!"

"D'awww."

Settling down she fidgets as she struggles to wait patiently, it's so adorable you take your time finding what you're looking for just so you can watch her a little longer.

"Oh, now where did I put that?"

"Stop teasing me master!"

Oops! Busted, alright clever girls get their reward I guess. Slowly you pull out a long oblong wrapped in bright red paper and golden foil topped with a red and white ribbon, placing it in her hands her eyes light up and her tail makes a 'whump whump whump' noise as it hits the floor behind her.

"What is it master! It's shiny!" First she caresses it with her hands as her eyes drink in every detail, next she holds it to an ear and shakes it, finally she sniffs it and she smiles even wider.

"Smells really good! What is it? Huh? Huh?"

You beam your smile back at her, she's such an appreciative girl that she takes care to examine every detail before opening a present, she even saves things like wrapping paper instead of ripping it.

"That my lovely Haskell, is a bar of the finest chocolate."

"What's chocolate?"

Looking confused she forgets the little package in her hands for a moment and looks at you for answers.

"It's a kind of sweet made from a kind of plant that doesn't grow in The LISP Forest, it's very popular back in my world. Here, I've got more in my bag."

As you pull out the rest of the sweet smelling blocks of rich dark chocolate Haskell springs forwards and knocks you down, as she attacks you with a fresh wave of rapid wet kisses she babbles at you.

"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!"

Such a silly girl, she hasn't even opened it yet! But that's one of the things you love about her, she cares more about the thought behind the present than the present itself. Catching her chin you bring her face close to yours and give her a long, slow kiss to calm her down. She feels good in your arms, her pert chest with breast neither too big or too small is pressed up against you and by the awkward way she's tackled you her knee is resting just slightly against your crotch rubbing gently on it making you painfully hard. Your free hand slides up her thigh, only just going under her skirt, as you hold her with the kiss. You can feel the heat of her already, vaguely you wonder what she might've been doing while you were gone.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 15:59

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