>>11 Fag. Get a Dell Inspiron 1720 from 2007. Mine is still going strong.
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Anonymous2015-12-29 14:13
>>12 Mine's monitor gone to shit, need to use a tv cable to see anything. Plus it had failed to boot thousand times before, can't even close the lid or it won't boot when I open it.
I came from /b/. I like how this place is so random and full of memes. SATORI SNAKE!!!!
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Anonymous2015-12-31 3:48
Indeed.
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Anonymous2015-12-31 6:16
Sucking dicks, huh. I did it once.
How does it feel? I'll describe exactly what it felt like. I was young at the time but remembered everything. I was easily aroused, and by the time he was taking his pants off, I was getting hard. I felt like a girl, because let's face it, you're being one. It turned me on like a switch just thinking it. But, then, it got weird. When I began to kneel, with my penis waiting to be unleashed in my pants, I felt strange. "I'm about to suck a dick. It's not my penis, I'm going to taste a dick and pleasure it". I mean, it felt extremely bizarre, just knowing that I, was going to suck a dick! There's no other way to put it up. I think it was much more because I'm not gay, I do enjoy anal masturbation and get aroused by cocks, but not gay, it was just a fetish for the uncommon. Then it began. I grabbed the penis, it was extremely hard, and rubbed the foreskin a little, to feel what another guy's penis felt like. Then... It felt good, actually. I decided to put it in my mouth by sliding my lips slowly. When I placed my lips closed on the tip, that was it, no holding back now. I felt the tip and the hole and I was just about to cum by the feel.
His dick had it's helmet really wet, so I started sliding my wet lips further, until I had the helmet entirely on my mouth. God, it felt incredible. I slowly put my lips back, to taste it, to feel the cock, and I came in my pants. Cumming got me severely aroused, so I said to my self "to hell with this", I grabbed the cock and shoved it into my mouth before it touched my gag reflex. Hell, sucking a dick was the most delicious thing I've ever experienced. It was absolutely delightful. How it felt in my mouth, It was like having an incredibly warm dildo, with an unique texture I can't compare yet, but I could feel the shape of the dick inside my mouth. It feels really big in your mouth, you have every single thing in your mouth tho please it, it feels big, and hot, and that aroused me even more. With the dick in my mouth, I started to lick it, first up and down, and then in circles, while sucking it back and forward and having a grip on the base of it with my hand, never letting it go. I could taste the precum coming out, and I don't know it it was for the arousal but it tasted glorious. I then began doing a circular motion with my lips.
I then felt brutally sluttish. I wished I knew how to deep-throat (which I know now), because just thinking of having an entire, hot, delicious huge cock in my throat gets me incredibly hard and jerk off just by thinking about it. I eventually finished the guy, and he didn't tell me he was about to cum, so it got me by surprise, a delightful surprise. I felt his cock being contracted, and I stopped moving, I thought "is he about to cum? oh what the hell", and let him load of all his milk on my mouth. To be honest, it tasted extremely salty, and as mentioned in the last thread, it is highly alkaline, and my tongue felt really weird. I didn't swallow it, instead, I spat it on my hand while he sat on a couch tired, and used the cum to jerk off, and came almost 10 seconds after starting. I took my cum and rubbed his dick with it, and he didn't oppose. And that's the gist of it.
Anyway, /g/ is nominally a technology board. /prog/ is a theoretical computer science board that has nothing to do with technology. You aren't going to get any fulfillment out of posting here.
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Anonymous2016-01-02 21:24
I like to post about telescopes on astronomy boards too.