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using a smartphone makes you a degenerate

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 12:06

>You are handcuffed to your phone at all times
>The merchant laughs as he collects the copious amounte of shekels from your bill every month
>You cannot be in any social situation without nervously playing with your dumb phone
>You look like the average millennial degenerate walking around like a zombie looking at your phone

If you use a smartphone often you are part of the problem. The cellphone has caused you to become a social retard, unable to communicate with people normally, or even participate in any activity without constantly looking at your phone , like a heroine addict looks for his next score. You cannot enjoy any special moment without ruining it by taking narcissistic selfies to post on your degenerate social media accounts to show everyone how incredible you are/how much fun you're having. You also look like the humpback of Notre Dame with your bad posture.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 12:07

This thread is biologically-centered.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 12:16

>>1
Whom are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 12:17

>>2
cool meme, bro

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 12:17

>>3
cool meme, bro

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 12:27

>>4
I was the one who started this "meme", heh.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 13:06

>>6
are you le pedophile colombian?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 13:11

>>7
You've missed the mark by about half a globe.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 13:28

Poastng from a smartphone!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 13:55

>>8 U R LUKE
ARE U??

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 14:10

>>10
I ARE ANDRU

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 14:14

>>11
are u the overly butthurt frenchfag admin?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 15:56

>>1-12
Off yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 16:02

The cellphone has caused you to become a social retard, unable to communicate with people normally, or even participate in any activity
You're one to talk. I'll hear your rant about social etiquette when you get some yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 16:25

I agree with this /lounge/ thread

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 16:33

Seems like you're also unable to communicate normally. What's with those quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 18:39

>>16
le whoooom are you le qutoking XDDDD. Im from jp i luv TOUHOU XDD!! IT's so random hahahah reimu is my favorite

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 19:54

>>17
Satire is the lowest form of comedy and the lowest form of wit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 20:11

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 20:38

Those are greater than symbols, stop calling them quotes!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 21:31

>>17
le >2015 XDDDD. Im from g i luv MEMES XDD!! THey're so random hahahah cuck is my favorite

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 21:41

>>17
underrated post

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 22:16

le >2015 XDDDD. Im from g i luv MEMES XDD!! THey're so random hahahah underrated post is my favorite

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 22:53

>>18
Once again, it's sarcasm, not satire. Both what >>17 used and what the saying you used should say. Please learn the difference, because sarcasm could be described as the opposite of what the saying says.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of comedy and the lowest form of wit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-26 23:04

>>3,16
What quotes, you fucking idiot? All I see are clearly marked things to type into the interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 1:52

At least I'm not gay

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-27 18:47

My smart phone runs android 2.1

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-28 1:45

Sometimes mine runs without a sim-card
User-friendlier!

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