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Ian Murdoch is committing suicide on Twitter

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:05

Debian's fonder has gone completely mad. He claims he's been raped by a female cop and threatens to commit suicide.

Watch it live: twitter.com/imurdoch

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:19

I bet systemd did this!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:36

@iMurdoch's Tweets are protected.

Only confirmed followers have access to @iMurdoch's Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:45

>>1

You misspelled his name.

ck instead of ch works in the URL

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:50

Hot.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 7:31

yes https://twitter.com/imurdock
I'm not sure what it's all about. There's some rants about being a rich white man and treated like a NIGGER.

Maybe my suicide at this, you now, a successful business man, not a NIGGER, will finally bring some attention to this very serious issue.

My career is over now, so I'll be gone soon.

i'm committing suicide tonight.. do not intervene as i have many stories to tell and do not want them to die with me

I am a white male, make a lot money, pay a lot of money in taxes, and yet their abuse is equally doned out. DO NOT CROSS THEM!
This was right after the female officer ripped off my underwear.. I guess that's not considered rape if you're not a woman being raped.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 7:40

it's obviously just some nerd who guessed his security question or something..
nothing to see here

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 8:29

>>7
Very unlikely. You can't guess the password of the guy who created Debian.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 9:55

Poor guy. First they ran over the yum guy and now this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 10:00

>shill for more wymyn involvement in the Debian project
>get beaten by a strong beautiful black womyn cop

serves him well
cry some more, shitlord

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 11:43

>>10
shill for more wymyn involvement in the Debian project
get beaten by a strong beautiful black womyn cop
Who said this?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 12:16

I was raped by a cop too.
Worse than the time they inserted a transmitter into my brain

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:09

please tell me someone archived this.

i am not able to see his 'protected' tweets.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:16

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:17

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:26

it's scary because he's obviously way way more well adjusted as a person than me

yet some really horrible thing happening to him could mess him up like this i hate to think what it could do to me.

going to be really really nice to police officers from now on.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 15:49

I hope more Twitter users commit suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 16:06

do you think it was an attempt to get him swatted by a hacker?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 16:09

I hope more devs commit suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 17:02

>>16
This is what happens when narcissistic leftists/liberals/feminists have their false world-view destroyed by reality. They completely lose their shit. They think they're precious snowflakes that deserve "justice" as if it's some kind of "right." It's ironic how mad they get when they get bitch-slapped by the same socialist-authoritarian government system they advocated for and continue to advocate for. Personally, can't wait for them to get shoved into mass graves by the same communist-types they helped vote into office. I'll be too busy drinking vodka in my Siberian cabin by then to give a damn.

It also illustrates how many leftist/liberal types are actually hypocrites when it comes to things like racism--all humans are racist--it's a healthy, natural survival instinct, but liberals will pretend they're not most of the time. They'll say platitudes about how tolerant they are and how they hate those "southern redneck white republicans" merely for the social status they receive on twitter of facebook, while living in their gated communities and loathing real-life interaction with niggers. But when reality fucks their shit up, the facade disappears and all of their hatred comes boiling to the surface.

Much better just to admit to yourself the truth that you hate niggers so that you don't later make a fool of yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 17:05

>>18
More like swatted by a couple of his fellow feminist developers who he pissed off for not being feminist enough.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 17:55

>>8
You'd be surprised.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 18:31

>>16
going to be really really nice to police officers from now on.

Cuck!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 18:56

>>10,23
Epic memes /b/ro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 18:58

This is what systemd does to people.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 20:09

>>25
Good one! I've only heard that one six times before!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 21:12

Has he killed himself yet? Or is this yet another bullshit thread?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 22:27

maybe he got cucked by his wife ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 23:05

>>20
I think you're letting out canned anger, I'm struggling hard to see how any of this is relevant to the ian murdoch stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 23:08

>>28
hahahahaha epic cuck meme oh my god you're such a comedy genius i can't hold my laughter hahahaha epic reddit/b/ro +1 truly epic! ;)

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 0:03

>>29
Yes, I am angry. Very angry. The question is, why aren't you angry? What the fuck is wrong with you? What's it going to take to finally piss you off?

As for how it's relevant, it describes why I do not have any sympathy for Ian Murdoch and why you shouldn't either.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 0:07

>>31
i'm not angry because i don't hate niggers

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 2:16

any updates yet?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 3:24

You'd be pretty fucked up too if you were the love child of Ian Hislop and Rupert Murdoch.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 4:05

Be Ian Murdoch.

You love your wife so much you name the masterpiece of your life after your names. Debra + Ian = Debian.

Debian.

After 15 years she leaves you taking with her half of your money and a chunk of your heart. Debian - Debra = Ian?

Debian.

She found a new lover immediately but after 6 years you still can't get over the divorce. You are alone. Worse of all every day at work you hear about 'Debian' and it reminds you of her.

Debian debian debian.

Then "women in open source" start telling you everything is white-men's fault. Why aren't you doing anything for women in tech? Aren't you ashamed of your privilege you fucking cis-scum? And even with all your privilege you are alone.

Debian debian debian debian.

Maybe at the bottom of the next bottle I'll find some solace.

Debian debian debian debian debian debian.

Then systemd is pushed upon the community and voted in, and forced into your distro. The ``d'' in systemd reminds you of the name Debian. It's a conspiracy. Debian/systemd has you trapped. There is no escape from this hell.

Next thing you know a cop is strip-searching you, she's a woman. Her name is Deborah.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 4:29

OP is a faggot, his name is (was?) Murdock.
His twitter account @imurdock is now closed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 5:19

Ian Murdoch rebelled agaisnt Allah's teachings with his stupid women in open source shit. Serves him right, may Allah punish him harder after his death.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 6:24

ALOHA SNACKBAR

DURKA DURKA MOHAMMAD JIHAD

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 6:43

Stop posting and go back to /g/, >>36 cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 12:45

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LE CANCER MEME
LE >GO BACK TO /G/ E/G/IN MEME /G/ROOOO
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