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Ian Murdoch is committing suicide on Twitter

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:05

Debian's fonder has gone completely mad. He claims he's been raped by a female cop and threatens to commit suicide.

Watch it live: twitter.com/imurdoch

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:19

I bet systemd did this!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:36

@iMurdoch's Tweets are protected.

Only confirmed followers have access to @iMurdoch's Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:45

>>1

You misspelled his name.

ck instead of ch works in the URL

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 6:50

Hot.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 7:31

yes https://twitter.com/imurdock
I'm not sure what it's all about. There's some rants about being a rich white man and treated like a NIGGER.

Maybe my suicide at this, you now, a successful business man, not a NIGGER, will finally bring some attention to this very serious issue.

My career is over now, so I'll be gone soon.

i'm committing suicide tonight.. do not intervene as i have many stories to tell and do not want them to die with me

I am a white male, make a lot money, pay a lot of money in taxes, and yet their abuse is equally doned out. DO NOT CROSS THEM!
This was right after the female officer ripped off my underwear.. I guess that's not considered rape if you're not a woman being raped.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 7:40

it's obviously just some nerd who guessed his security question or something..
nothing to see here

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 8:29

>>7
Very unlikely. You can't guess the password of the guy who created Debian.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 9:55

Poor guy. First they ran over the yum guy and now this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 10:00

>shill for more wymyn involvement in the Debian project
>get beaten by a strong beautiful black womyn cop

serves him well
cry some more, shitlord

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 11:43

>>10
shill for more wymyn involvement in the Debian project
get beaten by a strong beautiful black womyn cop
Who said this?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 12:16

I was raped by a cop too.
Worse than the time they inserted a transmitter into my brain

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:09

please tell me someone archived this.

i am not able to see his 'protected' tweets.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:16

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:17

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 14:26

it's scary because he's obviously way way more well adjusted as a person than me

yet some really horrible thing happening to him could mess him up like this i hate to think what it could do to me.

going to be really really nice to police officers from now on.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 15:49

I hope more Twitter users commit suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 16:06

do you think it was an attempt to get him swatted by a hacker?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 16:09

I hope more devs commit suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 17:02

>>16
This is what happens when narcissistic leftists/liberals/feminists have their false world-view destroyed by reality. They completely lose their shit. They think they're precious snowflakes that deserve "justice" as if it's some kind of "right." It's ironic how mad they get when they get bitch-slapped by the same socialist-authoritarian government system they advocated for and continue to advocate for. Personally, can't wait for them to get shoved into mass graves by the same communist-types they helped vote into office. I'll be too busy drinking vodka in my Siberian cabin by then to give a damn.

It also illustrates how many leftist/liberal types are actually hypocrites when it comes to things like racism--all humans are racist--it's a healthy, natural survival instinct, but liberals will pretend they're not most of the time. They'll say platitudes about how tolerant they are and how they hate those "southern redneck white republicans" merely for the social status they receive on twitter of facebook, while living in their gated communities and loathing real-life interaction with niggers. But when reality fucks their shit up, the facade disappears and all of their hatred comes boiling to the surface.

Much better just to admit to yourself the truth that you hate niggers so that you don't later make a fool of yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 17:05

>>18
More like swatted by a couple of his fellow feminist developers who he pissed off for not being feminist enough.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 17:55

>>8
You'd be surprised.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 18:31

>>16
going to be really really nice to police officers from now on.

Cuck!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 18:56

>>10,23
Epic memes /b/ro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 18:58

This is what systemd does to people.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 20:09

>>25
Good one! I've only heard that one six times before!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 21:12

Has he killed himself yet? Or is this yet another bullshit thread?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 22:27

maybe he got cucked by his wife ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 23:05

>>20
I think you're letting out canned anger, I'm struggling hard to see how any of this is relevant to the ian murdoch stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-29 23:08

>>28
hahahahaha epic cuck meme oh my god you're such a comedy genius i can't hold my laughter hahahaha epic reddit/b/ro +1 truly epic! ;)

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 0:03

>>29
Yes, I am angry. Very angry. The question is, why aren't you angry? What the fuck is wrong with you? What's it going to take to finally piss you off?

As for how it's relevant, it describes why I do not have any sympathy for Ian Murdoch and why you shouldn't either.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 0:07

>>31
i'm not angry because i don't hate niggers

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 2:16

any updates yet?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 3:24

You'd be pretty fucked up too if you were the love child of Ian Hislop and Rupert Murdoch.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 4:05

Be Ian Murdoch.

You love your wife so much you name the masterpiece of your life after your names. Debra + Ian = Debian.

Debian.

After 15 years she leaves you taking with her half of your money and a chunk of your heart. Debian - Debra = Ian?

Debian.

She found a new lover immediately but after 6 years you still can't get over the divorce. You are alone. Worse of all every day at work you hear about 'Debian' and it reminds you of her.

Debian debian debian.

Then "women in open source" start telling you everything is white-men's fault. Why aren't you doing anything for women in tech? Aren't you ashamed of your privilege you fucking cis-scum? And even with all your privilege you are alone.

Debian debian debian debian.

Maybe at the bottom of the next bottle I'll find some solace.

Debian debian debian debian debian debian.

Then systemd is pushed upon the community and voted in, and forced into your distro. The ``d'' in systemd reminds you of the name Debian. It's a conspiracy. Debian/systemd has you trapped. There is no escape from this hell.

Next thing you know a cop is strip-searching you, she's a woman. Her name is Deborah.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 4:29

OP is a faggot, his name is (was?) Murdock.
His twitter account @imurdock is now closed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 5:19

Ian Murdoch rebelled agaisnt Allah's teachings with his stupid women in open source shit. Serves him right, may Allah punish him harder after his death.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 6:24

ALOHA SNACKBAR

DURKA DURKA MOHAMMAD JIHAD

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 6:43

Stop posting and go back to /g/, >>36 cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 12:45

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LE CANCER MEME
LE >GO BACK TO /G/ E/G/IN MEME /G/ROOOO
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Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:15

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:17

>>41
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:22

holy fuck I really though he's twitter account got owned by some ebin troll, this is so weird

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:25

*his

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:29

>>42
Holy fucking shit. Oh my fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:34

And if you doubt the docker blog for some reason
https://bits.debian.org/2015/12/mourning-ian-murdock.html

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:35

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:46

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 19:47

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 20:11

>>29
I think he's just saying obvious things.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 20:12

>>49
Wait, I thought only black people were the victims of police brutality in the US?!? As in, white people are priviledged and all? How come these white people were killed by cops?

Name: Chad 2015-12-30 20:31

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 20:40

>>51
Crazy people are not very "priviledged" at all, though, and are frequent targets to abuse and bigotry.
Ian Tomlinson is not even from the US.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 21:11

Psychosis secondary to traumatic brain injury (PSTBI) is reported to occur in anywhere from 4% to 8.9% of individuals who sustain traumatic brain injury [...]
http://www.psychiatrictimes.com/schizophrenia/neuropsychiatry-psychosis-secondary-traumatic-brain-injury

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 21:29

By the way, what the fuck is "#runnerkristy67"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 21:42

Name: Chad 2015-12-30 22:01

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:01

please archive everything you see
save copies of it all
things are disappearing very quickly

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:10

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:26

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:35

Just got a new MacBook Pro. Force Touch trackpad feels GREAT.
Good riddance.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:41

https://archive.is/KTesC

Ian Murdock ‏@imurdock · 17h17 hours ago
they beat the shit out of me twice, then charged me $25,000 to get out of jail for battery against THEM
15 retweets 3 likes
Jay Daniels ‏@jackstormwriter · 16h16 hours ago
@imurdock Remember the first thing they told you, right to remain silent. You done broke the rules. heehee jailhouse virgin.
0 retweets 0 likes
Ian Murdock ‏@imurdock · 16h16 hours ago
@jackstormwriter You the fuck are you to call me any kinds of names.. what have you fucking done?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:41

>>61
he runs windows too, his main site

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 22:49

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 23:37

RIP in peace, sweet prince.
I hope we see justice for you.
Slashdot reported on the death but didn't say shit about his tweets or it being a suicide; they are really shit these days.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-30 23:43

>>65
Slashdot isn't going to report about ongoing rumors or confirmed hoaxes of people threatening to commit suicide. Slashdot is going to report about confirmed deaths of notable open source contributors.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 0:05

Niggers are to blame for this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 1:16

>>67
nah bro its the jews

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 1:19

Moar like Deadian, amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 2:03

>>64
This picture is a weapon of ass destruction. It's even hosted on Imgur.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 2:48

>>49
also remember christopher dorner, and why he did what he did...
why people don't take justice in their own hands is something I don't understand..
this guy could have been killed, yet we still don't know what happened.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 3:27

Fuck.

This world is a horrific meat grinder.

Life is suffering. May he rest in peace.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 3:29

Dude was murdered. Not very peaceful.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 6:17

Do you ever stop and wonder, what it is Niggers really are? I know the truth, and to you I will give it.

Thirty-six thousand years ago a race of superior alien beings came to earth. They landed on the gigantic and empty continent known today as Africa, and in their load they carried a big number of dark-skinned individuals - niggers - who they brought along as slave labor from Mercury. The reason they are black is to protect them from the strong UV-lights so close to the sun.

Niggers were harmless beings as long as they remained under strict control of their masters and were not allowed any own thoughts. If left alone in groups they quickly grew greedy and started running rampant and misbehaving. The humanoid aliens who cruised in spaceships of diamond did not like Earth, for it was populated by a race of very similar beings, Neanderthals and whatnot, so they quickly left. Of niggers however, they had a great surplus, wherefore they left them to die on Earth.

The problem is that the niggers didn't die; They instead continued to flourish in their primal ways, seeing as they were unable to evolve any form of culture. They still lived in their tribal villages and townships when the Europeans arrived and brought them along on a journey cross the globe. Only now we are supposed to treat those apparently inferior beings as equals; and if we disagree that those alien scum are equal, we are racists and nazis and must be purged. Time is right for action. We must do something about this threat, for THE BLACK PLAGUE must be defeated! Their bestial manners surely is not the way civilized man lives!

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 6:18

>>74
Thirty-six thousand years ago

Were you there?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 6:28

Congratulations! You just read an accurate description of a historical event and reduced it down to a generic question of who the observer was, completely denying the possibility to produce retro-predictions based on unearthed evidence and reasoning based on known natural laws. Bravo, bravo you intellectually inferior little ape. You've managed to go yet another day without exercising that woefully undersized and ill-equipped brain of yours.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 13:13

>>74
Scientologist detected.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 17:50

un-fucking-believable! they are hiding the truth
this is the only blog where you can read that he committed suicide because he was keked by a female nigger
debian.org, hacker news, nobody tells anything about the reason of his death

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 18:21

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 19:51

>>78-79
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 19:58

>>80
All the way? Or is it OK if he fucks off only half-way?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-31 22:24

Debian's fondler

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 7:21

>>82
Who are you quoting? Is it some court documents? Please, I am actually interested in reading about this this time. The idea of a serial molester groping people through the slimy reaches of GPL'd software, roaming along their inner thighs while they uncomfortably object that this isn't professional, gently kissing their lower neck as they threaten a harassment lawsuit... it intrigues and arouses me greatly.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 15:41

Can you not even say your piece before offing yourself? Fucking power hungry censors.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 18:25

Did NO ONE show him support on twitter?
Like, did nobody at all tell him to chill and it'll be ok and we'd like to help etc.?
Just retards snarkily laughing at him like that lawyer cunt?

Why is humanity like this? Everything that happens seems to just be an opportunity for smug little shitfaces to make sarcastic smug insulting remarks.
Why is it the default and acceptable way to act? We're all in this 'meat gringer' together, we should be looking out for each other but we've been split and make to hate eachother so well.

I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of the autistic man-children that dedicated their lives to teaching people how to "ask smart questions" instead of actually helping anyone. I'm tired of fucks with no common sense harassing and bullying people who were curious about something. I don't want to google search for something and find a forum thread with no useful inf except "google it" again.

How can change this nerd culture or move to a different one? I want to be part of a community thaht cares about its people.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 18:41

>>85
To better nerd culture, you must first remove the niggers, trannies, and women from tech. They are attracted to conflict and stir it up where ever they find it. Once there are only white males, solidarity will once again grow amongst the productive class and none have to keep worrying about offending a subhuman, thus restoring the meritocracy and allowing information to be free.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 18:47

>>85
because everyone secretly hates liberals, feminists and social justice morons (including liberals, feminists and social justice morons because they are self-loathing) so they gave him the cold shoulder routine

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 19:11

>>85
The first thing to do here is to stop visiting communities for retarded manchildren, like 4/8chan, or even this one.
BTW, I read some tweets in which some people actually tried to help him... But he, instead, listened to the manchildren that were "trolling" him.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 19:15

No sympathy for a racist.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 19:17

>>86
To better nerd culture, you must first remove the niggers, trannies, and women from tech

these people making things far far worse but they're actually not the problem im talking about

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 20:02

Normally I wouldn't show him sympathy, but the fact that he was a racist has warmed my heart. O racist Brother, may you find lots of war and booze and girls in the halls of afterlife! In the name of Racism, amen.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 23:06

>>91
he wasn't racist at all.. saying NIGGER once doesn't mean anything. despite what identitarians want you to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-01 23:17

25 niggers = 1 white
How will we get niggers to pay for stealing this wonderful white man from us when he was in the prime of his life?

>>92
Shalom, kike!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-02 11:53

did he died?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-02 21:55

>>86
nice false flagging you social justice jerk

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-02 23:06

>>95
Nothing false about it, goy. Grow a fucking spine and become a respectable white man and you'd realize the truth in what I wrote instead of being a paranoid little shithead.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 0:18

be an 'inteligent' white male
get cucked by your wife
years later say you got abused by police
all u do is kil urself for attention

lmao what a fucken CUCK he didn't even got 1/10 of the attention that the respectable black citizens murdered by police get hahaha

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 0:36

>>97
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 1:06

>>97
At least you could try to state your point without acting like an underaged meme-spewing mongoloid.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 13:59

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dubs LELLELEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :DD:DD:DD:DDD

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 14:07

>>99,100
Check this palindrome, boys.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 14:12

>>85

I'm adding a conversation familiar to my program to be a friend simulator that encourages me to keep programming fortunately I'm simple enough that this should be sufficient

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 14:12

>>85

ps you're absolutely right

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-03 15:42

https://new-lolks.rhcloud.com/
It is a chat about linux, programming, math, whatever. It emerged from the Russian-speaking linux community (nobody cares). If you do not want to see slavshit’s posts, you can check “ignore Cyrillic shit” in the settings.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-04 19:37

>>85
Joined Docker November 2015
Killed himself on December 2015

Fuck is Docker that bad?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-05 10:21

>>105
I would say Yes, but I already killed myself. :-(

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 15:23

I heard that discussion about this was censored on reddit

censorship is so pervasive. it's everything we can do to avoid it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 15:38

>>107
before the thread on r/programming was locked it was 1k+ and comments+6K karma , they left 925 comments and 1.7k karma
https://archive.is/jNUAY captured after they locked it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/3ytdsi/ian_murdock_creator_of_debian_has_died/

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 15:47

>>108
nvm about karma: confused the /r/conspiracy thread karma with it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-06 16:21

>>107
Normies centralized the Internet until most of the discussion started to take place on a small amount of websites. And those websites ended up being controlled by governments, corporations, and political extremists. This is all by desig. It's so they can be spied on, tracked, and datamined more easily.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-07 21:03

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TRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-08 2:17

>>107
Censorship was always pervasive, but the mainstream opinion of the hugbox shifted away from you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-09 17:57

>>112
This is really thought provoking - I'm only noticing it now because I'm a horrible racist and anyone who talks about censorship too much is probably a racist/bad person too.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:09

Makes me miss the pre-web days when usenet was one of major "communities". Decentralization, plus a lot of servers simply ignoring delete requests, made censorship nearly impossible.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:45

>>113
Racism is not something bad. Racists are good people.

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2016-01-09 18:51

s/is committing/has committed/

Unfortunately there is no way to roll back transactions IRL.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-09 21:00

>>116
We need shared transactional reality.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 0:06

What were the details of his death?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 2:35

>>119
He was drunk, banging on the door of wherever his wife went to to get away from him, freaked out when the cops came, and killed himself. What a pussy way to go.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 4:25

>>119
blaming the victim
police escalate things and get violent. they brutalized him twice.. and raped him.
nthis is not necessary and you shouldn't defend - you could be the next victim of this.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 6:49

>>119
What the fuck is it with these types. They can't handle the shame of being processed by cops and they just off themselves. They'd rather die than live to see their public image tarnished.

>>120
You don't have to take it like a bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 6:52

>>119
How did he kill himself? I only ask because I entertain the idea that he was murdered because he noticed a backdoor in debian.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 8:00

>>122
He ate an apple he had poisoned several hours before hand and had left on the table until he forgot about it, and died in extreme pain and a pool of bloody vomit in the spirit of Anal Touring.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-10 11:11

>>120
He was piss drunk and lashing out at least at where his wife was staying. It's not a huge leap to think that he was acting like a fuck towards the cops, too. I would doubt the extremity of his claims as to what the cops did, though it should be investigated just in case.

TL;DR: Don't trust the words of a drunk, whiny bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 9:31

This is now the David Bowie memorial thread.
I don't know which Linux distro he made but it must have been a pretty popular one.

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