What's the cutest programming language?

Perl 6 was pretty cute with the butterfly and all, but if it's anything like Perl 4, it has a horrible personality that detracts from the cuteness.

Haskell can be cute, but only in the sense that it is clumsy and inept at everything. Helplessness is cute.

Scheme has a good chance at being cutest because of how many cuties program in Scheme.

C is an old hag and has not chance of being cute at all. And if C is an old hag, Seeples is a crack whore. May have been a cute little side project a few dozen years ago, but it lost all cuteness when it started stealing from you and calling you for bail money.

Which do you think is the cutest?

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Most likely a tranny-enabling homosexual /g/・/jp/ transplant who still thinks it's still 2008 and likes to beat his weird dead horse of a joke about us all secretly being little girls (it's funny because we're not (hahaha))

He's free to go back.